Picture This

Just when I was thinking that it was time for something new and different on this blog, a creative reader came to my aid with a wonderful suggestion. He thought it would be interesting to ask readers to send me pictures of their favourite implements, and I think so too!

So, you are hereby invited to send me pictures of your implements. It could be your favourite one, your least favourite, a memorable one (and please say why it is so memorable), a homemade one, or a collection of all your implements. If you have a story to go with the picture, so much the better.

No faces or other identifying features in the photos, please, and you need not show the implements in action. The pictures must be in JPG, GIF or PNG format so I can upload them here.

You can find my email address in the right sidebar, under the Canadian flag. (It's martingale2 @ yahoo . ca without the spaces).

If you use an email account that shows your real name (not recommended), please let me know how you want me to identify you in order to preserve your anonymity.

I will publish your pictures here on a regular basis, and I can't wait to see them, so grab your camera, phone, iPad or whatever device you have, and start clicking!

Update: I have already received several great pictures. This looks promising!

The Latest Trend

Is this a wedding photo gone horribly wrong, or the latest trend in wedding shoots? If you guessed the latter you're right.  According to Elite Daily, the latest fad is to have the bridesmaids display their hidden assets for the camera.

Read the full article, complete with pictures, here.

Friday FAIL

Today is Friday the thirteenth, so here is a warning to everyone who shares a room. When you aren't fully dressed, always be on the lookput for roommates with cameras, taking pictures in the mirror.

Look very carefully at the unlucky girl in pink, with her back to us. Can you see why this is a fail?

Friday Fun

It's the end of a long week; time to get way from the daily grind for a couple of days for some fun and relaxation.

First take off that dress or suit and slip into something comfortable.

 

You might like to start off with some appropriately-named refreshment.

Maybe an invigorating ride is more your style.

Or an outdoor sporting adventure.

Whatever you do to relax, remember one thing:

Have fun!

Complete the Caption Again

What do you suppose he realized? And what is the gesture referring to? These two spankophiles are having an interesting conversation. What do you think they're saying?

Can you fill in the white spaces to complete the caption? Leave your creative suggestion in a comment, and I will post the entries soon.

Have fun!

Spot the Bottom

Here are some more pictures from This is Photobomb. Can you find the bare bottom in each one?


















That last one was a giveaway! It's from Hawtness.


The next one is kind of obvious, probably the object of the photo, not the "bomb", and not even bare. But I liked it so I included it.

What Happened Next

I challenged my readers to describe what happens next in this picture.


You'll love the suggestions I received. They're all winners!

The men said to the naughty lady, "For being so cheeky, Each one of your bare bottom 'cheeks' will receive a rosy hue."

And then she realised they were all alike, the boys wanted to be spanked as well and she wasn't going to disappoint them.

They had the same potential for beauty: all she had to do was get them over her knee and teach them how to properly blush for a woman.

A rose between two thorns.

She just happened to have the One-Size-Fits-All Paddle at home.

I think she's a professional Dominatrix. No matter what the men she deals with claim they wants her to do at first, it all comes back to spanking in the end. She's quite pleased that she'll get to have one tied to the bed frame, while spanking the other over top. She's very excited indeed.

She realized that all grown men would benefit from being spanked, just some of them can't bring themselves to admit it.

Nah, friends, she's talkin about the HATS.....
Bet they are fighting over who is going to spank her.

Man on left says to woman in center: "My paddle's bigger than his Dickie!"
Man on rights says to woman in center: "True story, but my Dickie's longer than his scarf and your chin strap together."
Two hours later: Woman in center says to men on outside: I find each of you to be so special... really but Jamie Fraser is waiting for me in Scotland and his belt has more purpose than than both your egos, so I really must be going..."



That was fun! Thanks to all who participated.

A Big Misunderstanding

When this young lady's disciplinarian told her she would be getting the cane over her drawers, this isn't what he meant!




Photo is from Hawtness.

Spot the Bottom

Whenever I need a good laugh, I head over to This is Photobomb. The site features pictures that are spoiled by an intruder appearing in the background, or sometimes in the foreground, either intentionally or by accident.

I have collected a few photos in which the unwanted interloper is a bare bottom. Can you spot them all?