Saturday, February 12, 2011

Complete the Caption


I can't even begin to imagine what's going on in this photo. Why would there be a statue of a topless bare bottom in the middle of a park? And who owns the live bottom beside it? Is it the model? A wannabe? A tourist?

Tell me what's happening by leaving a caption as a comment or in an email. I will post your suggestions tomorrow.

From Hermione's Heart

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Does this dress make my butt look fat?"

Daisychain said...

It looks to me like the original model!!! xxxxx Will have to think of a caption....

Daisychain said...

ok...how about... "That butt is just like mine...but I wish mine were hard as iron too..."

Our Bottoms Burn said...

I think it's a mannequin that someone is having some fun with. No caption, I am not clever in that way.

SPANKEDHORTIC said...

The Wilmington Post headline read....

"Wilmington's most spankable butt is honoured with a statue in the park"

Prefectdt

Season said...

Looks like one of Michael's rascally schemes for how to spend a Saturday.

"Honey, In honor of National Act Like a Statue day, let's go to the park. The rule is that you need to pose with whatever statues we come across."

"Hrumph! We couldn't have gone to see the Statue of Liberty?"

Michael said...

Drat! Season is onto my scheme.

Here's my caption:

Artist's model, Cassandra Callipygian, visited the park everyday still angry that the city had run out of money to finish the rest of her statue.

Poppy said...

I think this is a cunning plan to get the statue spanked instead of the innocent girl and in doing so have Top's hand break so that he cannot do her any harm for yonks.
And she does have a very pretty bottom.

Kuaitomboblo said...

"i can stand here in this park as long as you, statue.. "


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ronnie said...

I'm sure my bottom isn't that big, is it?

Love,
Ronnie
xx

Bonnie said...

"How could she possibly have thought of it first? She hasn't even got a head!"

sixofthebest said...

First Hermoine, let me say, Happy Valentine's Day, to you and your hubby, and may it be a 'blushing, spanking good one. Now for my caption. "Butt officer, why are you giving me a ticket. I'm parking my butt, not my car in this park".

Kaelah said...

I think the picture depicts the ending of a fairy tale:

[…] Unfortunately, the sculptor forgot to tell his model that the statue was finished. And so she stood in the park, posing for the long-gone sculptor ever after...

Raven Red said...

I agree with Daisychain, looks like the original model.

"The next person that flips a coin, asking heads or tails, will be severely spanked!"

Kingspan said...

Henceforth, the Cast Iron Bottom award shall be presented annually to the spankee over whom the most paddles are broken.

Red said...

"I am NOT going to go topless."

Dave Wolfe said...

Here are two finely sculpted derrieres, but which one is actually the hardass?

Emanuele Lombardi said...

Didn't I tell you this was my sculpture officer. Do you need any more evidence?