Saturday, September 17, 2011

Complete the Caption

This imperial person appears to be in a state of agitation. His hand is raised, ready to... what? Who is he, and why does he feel the need to do... whatever?

Complete the caption by leaving a comment, and I will publish your royal decrees in the next post.
From Hermione's Heart

9 comments:

Season said...

"You have FIVE seconds to get yourself across my knee, little miss Vickie!"

Queen Victoria was kinkier than people realized...

Michael M said...

"There is no point in being a conquistador if I don't get to spank someone!", he said in a petulant tone.

ronnie said...

"That's enough of your insolence wench, fetch me my flogger and I'll teach you to be more obedient in my presence."

Love,
Ronnie
xx

Stephen said...

Five inches ? Is that all ?

vfrat25000 said...

Bad news your highness, we just found out the Mary you just spanked is actually a MARVIN…..!

Somebody secretly switched King Henry’s nighttime sleepy tea to a double espresso

Send my attendant to the corner drug store for some Gold Bond Powder. These tights chafe something awful.

Prunes…I need Prunes…My Kingdom for a bag of Prunes

Your Highness, the Queen is here……..Oh My Stars…..Good Morning Dear…No Dear...I wasn’t spanking the Serving Wench she actually fell across my lap and her dress flew up…HONEST

Daisychain said...

NO MORE, NO MORE, I can't spank another ONE!!! My hand is redder than the bottoms of those 29 girls, send the rest away!!!

Sweetpea said...

"No, no mistress. Please, no coner time; the flogging was enough" said the Earl of Essex to Elizabeth the 1st.

Simon said...

When Hermione said "lets dress up" he'd imagined something less elaborate.

sixofthebest said...

Sir Walter Raleigh saying to Queen Elizabeth the First. "Me thinks your highness deserves two lashings. My tongue on your pubic area, and my whip on your voluptous naked rear end".