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Six of the Best: The husband says to his wife. "Honey, I would love 'rump' steak. So bare that bottom of yours, for I am going to make it sizzling hot.

Vfrat25000: Wally and the Beaver came home from school one afternoon to find out that Mrs Cleaver had just returned from the day spa following a rather amazing makeover.

"You want something to eat or something SWEET"

Oh look I burned the bacon. I am a naughty, naughty girl...!

Shake...Rattle and Roll

The enrollment in the basic cooking classes markedly increased after the school board hired Miss Pauline Wigglebottom as the instructor. Even the entire football team enrolled.

Meow: Right hand - WIN! Left hand - FAIL!

Ronnie: "Honey, don't worry I'm not going to spank you with the saucepan lid, just this fish slice."

Michael: "OH, MY, you really expect me to cook for you on this stovie thingy while I'm dressed like this? And no, I will NOT hand you this spatula!" *foot stomp*

A Lurker: Eggs-actly what are you cooking up with this spatula, dear?

Mitch: My Mama always told me to "put a lid on it before I give you something to cry about." I never understood until just now.

dd: Sweetie I was just trying to point out, before I was rather rudely interrupted, that this is what spatulas are supposed to be used for.

Lea:  A twist on an old song comes to mind.
"Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah,
Someone's in the kitchen I know,
Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah,
Spanking her 'til she goes Ooooh."

Prefectdt: "Spatula on your butt or lid around your ear hole? Your choice boy!"

Hermione: Which would you like first, sting or thud?


Thank you to all who responded and to those who didn't but enjoyed a good laugh. See you all next time!