Saturday, September 10, 2011

Complete the Caption

Something's cooking in the kitchen, and I don't mean breakfast.

Complete the caption by leaving a comment, and I will publish your menus and meal ideas in tomorrow's post.
From Hermione's Heart


sixofthebest said...

The husband says to his wife. "Honey, I would love 'rump' steak. So bare that bottom of yours, for I am going to make it sizzling hot.

Vfrat25000 said...

Wally and the Beaver came home from school one afternoon to find out that Mrs Cleaver had just returned from the day spa following a rather amazing Makeover

"You want something to eat or something SWEET"

Oh look I burned the bacon. I am a naughty, naughty girl...!

Shake...Rattle and Roll

The enrollment in the basic cooking classes markedly increased after the school board hired Miss Pauline Wigglebottom as the instructor. Even the entire football team enrolled.

Meow said...

Right hand - WIN! Left hand - FAIL!

ronnie said...

"Honey, don't worry I'm not going to spank you with the saucepan lid just this fish slice."

Have a good weekend Hermione.


Michael said...

"OH, MY, you really expect me to cook for you on this stovie thingy while I'm dressed like this? And no, I will NOT hand you this spatula!" *foot stomp*

A. Lurker said...

Eggs-actly what are you cooking up with this spatula, dear?

Mitch said...

My Mama always told me to "put a lid on it before I give you something to cry about." I never understood until just now.

dd said...

Sweetie I was just trying to point out, before I was rather rudely interrupted, that this is what spatulas are supposed to be used for.

Lea said...

A twist on an old song comes to mind. "Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah, someone's in the kitchen I know, someone's in the kitchen with Dinah, spanking her 'til she goes Ooooh."


"Spatula on your butt or lid around your ear hole? Your choice boy!"