Today is Talk like a pirate day. In keeping with the theme, here are some helpful spanking terms that have been piratized:
You've been a naughty wench
Hand me that yardarm
Bend over the plank
Lower yer sails and present yer poopdeck
Incoming cannons on the starboard bow
Arrrrr--ouch!
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Arrr, there be fire in the aft!
O'er that keg ye go, landlubber!
Where be me flogger, wench?
Surrender the booty!
Aye, we 'ave a plank, but ye'll not be walking it
What should we do with a drunken sailor, spank her in the morning.
Congratulations, Hermione, on your one million visits. Sorry I am late but at least I got it in before your second million. :-) I've been reading your posts everyday for just over a year and enjoy them very much.
Shiver me timber, that wench has a comely booty!
Hmmm. Sounds like a fun party theme. Oh my…..
I wonder if the eyepatch hinders a pirates aim.
Ahoy me hearty. Hoist up t' main sail and spanker
Good post Hermione.
Love,
Ronnie
xx
"With cat-like tread, upon our prey
we steal,
"In silence dread, our cautious way
we feel!"
I just love the Pirates of Panties,
err, Penzance.
Arrrr, Matey! ;)
Sammi
Bonnie - Thanks for the contributions. Every one's a butt - er, knee slapper!
Six of the Best - Good idea!
Kaki - Thank you for your faithful reading. It's much appreciated!
Dragon's Rose - Wouldn't it be fun to have a pirate party today.
Meow - I think it alters depth perceptions. "Bottoms are closer than they appear."
Ronnie - I remember that line from a limerick - it always makes me smile!
Richardmt- That was the first G&S operetta I ever saw, and still my favourite.
Sammi - Ahoy to you too.
Arrrr,
Hermione
Ya gotta love a pirate theme! I think a pirate party would be fabulous. :) And I love that cute little kitty pic and caption, adorable! ;)
"A spanked bare bottom, is worth a 'pot of gold'" So says, Bluebeard, a pirate of olde.
some very good captions :) well don everyone
Grace - When I found the photo, I knew i had to use it somehow. It's too funny!
Six - Lovely rhyme! Thanks.
Kiwi - Yes, they're all wonderful. This was a lot of fun.
Hugs,
Hermione
A pirate party is fun! Went to one last week! Its such an easy costume to make! xxxx
Daisy - Yes, easy except for the wooden leg and hook :-) I hope you had a lovely time.
Hugs,
Hermione
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