Monday, September 19, 2011

Spank Like a Pirate


Today is Talk like a pirate day. In keeping with the theme, here are some helpful spanking terms that have been piratized:

You've been a naughty wench

Hand me that yardarm

Bend over the plank

Lower yer sails and present yer poopdeck

Incoming cannons on the starboard bow

Arrrrr--ouch!


From Hermione's Heart

15 comments:

Bonnie said...

Arrr, there be fire in the aft!

O'er that keg ye go, landlubber!

Where be me flogger, wench?

Surrender the booty!

Aye, we 'ave a plank, but ye'll not be walking it

sixofthebest said...

What should we do with a drunken sailor, spank her in the morning.

Kaki said...

Congratulations, Hermione, on your one million visits. Sorry I am late but at least I got it in before your second million. :-) I've been reading your posts everyday for just over a year and enjoy them very much.

Shiver me timber, that wench has a comely booty!

Dragon's Rose said...

Hmmm. Sounds like a fun party theme. Oh my…..

Meow said...

I wonder if the eyepatch hinders a pirates aim.

ronnie said...

Ahoy me hearty. Hoist up t' main sail and spanker

Good post Hermione.

Love,
Ronnie
xx

richardmt said...

"With cat-like tread, upon our prey
we steal,
"In silence dread, our cautious way
we feel!"
I just love the Pirates of Panties,
err, Penzance.

Sammi said...

Arrrr, Matey! ;)

Sammi

Hermione said...

Bonnie - Thanks for the contributions. Every one's a butt - er, knee slapper!

Six of the Best - Good idea!

Kaki - Thank you for your faithful reading. It's much appreciated!

Dragon's Rose - Wouldn't it be fun to have a pirate party today.

Meow - I think it alters depth perceptions. "Bottoms are closer than they appear."

Ronnie - I remember that line from a limerick - it always makes me smile!

Richardmt- That was the first G&S operetta I ever saw, and still my favourite.

Sammi - Ahoy to you too.

Arrrr,
Hermione

Grace said...

Ya gotta love a pirate theme! I think a pirate party would be fabulous. :) And I love that cute little kitty pic and caption, adorable! ;)

sixofthebest said...

"A spanked bare bottom, is worth a 'pot of gold'" So says, Bluebeard, a pirate of olde.

kiwigirliegirl said...

some very good captions :) well don everyone

Hermione said...

Grace - When I found the photo, I knew i had to use it somehow. It's too funny!

Six - Lovely rhyme! Thanks.

Kiwi - Yes, they're all wonderful. This was a lot of fun.

Hugs,
Hermione

Daisychain said...

A pirate party is fun! Went to one last week! Its such an easy costume to make! xxxx

Hermione said...

Daisy - Yes, easy except for the wooden leg and hook :-) I hope you had a lovely time.

Hugs,
Hermione