Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Naughty, naughty, mustn't touch

Most of us probably grew up with the idea that there was something shameful and naughty about touching ourselves "down there". "It will make you blind" and "You'll grow hair on your palms" were two very common warnings to children. I'm not sure either was terribly effective.

But times have changed. Masturbation is now acknowledged to be a perfectly normal, healthy and pleasurable activity for both men, women...

 ... and even crabs.

Remember to always practise good hygiene.

But if you still have reservations, or feel guilty, then this might be the answer for you.

Then there are some people for whom masturbation is the only answer.

From Hermione's Heart


sixofthebest said...

Hermione, you 'pulled', a good one, with these hilarious depictions. Your 'massage', is clear to all of us 'spanking enthusiats'.

Hermione said...

Six - Thanks, I'm glad it came through loud and clear.


Mikki said...

Very funny.... and very true!! The funny part is that S loves Mr Bean!! LOL

Thanks for the giggle!~

ronnie said...

Fast action anti-masturbatory gum too funny. Thanks Hermione.


Erica said...

LOL! Oh, that was a coffee spew, for sure. Where do you get this stuff?? Thanks for the morning laugh!

Daisychain said...

Very funny, Hermione, and I echo, where on earth.... and how do you find the time to search them out? xxxxx

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the giggles!

Take care,


Hermione said...

Mikki - So do I. He's the beat!

Ronnie - I wonder if it's real or photoshopped.

Erica - It came, as most of my funny pictures do, from a branch of the Cheezburger network.

Daisy - They come to me, via email. I just sit back, laugh, and share.

Sky - My pleasure!


crankyspanker said...


Very funny stuff. I really like Mr. Bean, but he probably has it stuck in a squab!