Saturday, June 26, 2010

Butt-busting activities

Even though we live in the Great White North, temperatures can rise pretty high in the summer, and this past spring was exceptionally warm. That can lead to a bit of awkwardness during intimate moments.

Ron likes to stroke my bottom between rounds of spanks, to sooth the hot skin and to give me a chance to catch my breath and recover my composure. But last week his gentle stroking was impeded by a moist sticky surface. I blamed his hot sweaty palms - he must have had a tight grip on the paddle. He in turn said my bottom was sweaty from the heat. Who knows? We were probably both to blame.

Ron asked for some powder to rub onto my posterior, but I knew we didn't have any. I promised to pick some up the next time I went shopping, and we carried on as best we could. Luckily, the dampness didn't have a deterring effect on my husband's enthusiasm for spanking me.

On a subsequent trip to the pharmacy I scanned the shelves for something suitable. This is what I found.

Recommended for butt-busting activities. Yes, really! Check out their website. I think it will be just the thing!

From Hermione's Heart


Anonymous said...

Hermione, you have a genuine talent for finding these things. That website is hilarious.

MrJ said...

Indeed! Thanks
And next time, tell us whether, how it wotks, please!

Anonymous said...

That is fantastic! Great find.


ronnie said...

Very good find Hermione. Thanks for the smiles.


Our Bottoms Burn said...

Too funny

Hermione said...

Burl - It screamed at me from the top shelf!

MrJ -Welcome! I certainly shall tell you all how it worked.

Poppy - Thank you, my friend.

Ronnie - Just lucky (and kinky), I guess.

OBB - Sure is.


Unknown said...

Super find! I especially love this line from their website, "don’t let your buns get red, use Anti Monkey Butt Powder instead!"

Thanks for the laugh, Hermione!

Unknown said...

great find, but wouldn't a wet bottom (I side with Ron as usual) just be similar to spanking you after you come out of the shower.....

Hermione said...

barely pink - Welcome. That line cracks me up!

Red - Trust me, the quality of the spanking wasn't in question!


turiya said...

Wow! Who would have thought? I wonder if they sell that stuff in Australia.



Jean said...

Lol,lovetje name/thanks!

Daisychain said...

Davey showed me that stuff when I was in the States... I creased double in the shop with hysterical laughter and disbelief!!! Its really real...I bought some as a jokey gift for a friend back here i England! xxx

Hermione said...

turiya - the website might be of some help.

Jean - A real spanko name!

Daisy - It would make a great stocking stuffer.


ThomasIII said...

While I'm all for preventing butt sweat (I get some myself when at work, though I digress), I wouldn't want it to stop other irritation, like the pounding slap of my palm on her backside. That's the kind of chafing that I WANT her to experience!

Anonymous said...

I've been to Ottawa, and it is the only place I've seen where it can be over 90f in the summer and snow blowing horizontally at a crisp Oc in November. The last can best be viewed from the Ottawa Radisson's bar which was a glass paned all corner of the building.