Saturday, October 29, 2011

Complete the Caption

Something is going on in the drawing room. Is the young lady in some sort of trouble? Perhaps the gentleman is. Maybe it's something else entirely. There are so many possibilities, I can't decide, but I hope you can.

Leave a comment with your suggestion for a possible scenario, or a he said, she said caption if you prefer, and I will publish your submissions in the next post.
From Hermione's Heart


Simon said...

She is saying
"Just because I can't spell Pre-Raphaelite I don't see why I should get a spanking"

Michael said...

It being Halloween this Monday:

"The Vampire Lespank prepares to bite the neck of Lady Spencer before biting her bottom with the palm of his hand. His motto is Suck her blood then spank her bum."

Bonnie said...

"I don't care what Jane Austen says, this script desperately needs a wild passionate love scene."

Red said...

She said; That is correct. Hold my hand and follow along quietly. The staff will soon hear your pleas and cries of distress while I cane you, but at least you do not have to see them smirking while I take hold of your ear and lead you to the cane.

ronnie said...

"Gerald, Lady Elizabeth told me last night she gets spanked by her husband, Please Gerald would you do that to me?"

"Devinia, I have something I must tell you. From the first day we met, I've wanted you to take me over your knee and spank me."



She says

"If you do not remove your right hand from there immediately, you will find out how many weapons of ass destruction I have hidden under this skirt!"


sixofthebest said...

The gentleman said. "After the dance my dear. I'm inviting you to have a 'spanking good time' in my town house apartment". The lady answered him with a smile of pleasure.

CedenoGems said...

'My love. You are so very beautiful standing here in this light. But for your disobedience earlier you will feel the kiss of my cane.'


vfrat25000 said...

My dear I love you so much. Thank you for agreeing to marry me….Now about the Pre-Nup

Antoinette, how about we sneak off to the bedroom for a few minutes before we leave for the party…! Farnsworth…It took me three hours to get into this Halloween Costume and now you want to fool around…Get Real…!

Caroline I must tell you something…I’m not actually a Member of the Royal Family of Denmark…I sale cars for Harry’s Used Car Emporium

Remember the Lady at the party with my Boss is NOT his wife Mildred…!

Im sorry dear…Honest….Betty the Vice President of International Sales was walking down the hallway, cornered me and asked me to spank her…What choice did I have? I promise, when we get home I will spank you too..! You promise Frank…The last time you fell asleep…!

What do you mean you have to be home by Midnight or your coach turns into a pumpkin and the horses turn back into mice…! What have you been drinking?

George, these Wuthering Heights role plays are boring…Can we please go back to the shoplifting niece…!

Terri said...

"Now, right foot forward, bring the left around in an arc so that you face me, then I bow an you curtsey. And that's the end of that dance." the instructor reminded Lady Jenny


"Well, my dear, your feet dance beautifully on the dance floor. I wonder if your bottom will give such an enchanting performance over my knees later tonight?" he whispered. she blushed, prettily

Weasel said...

We better get started now, i have a feeling its going to take a while to find those panties under all those petticoats...

Michael M said...

"But my darling, I just like to wear lace. I am sorry that one of the servants found this in my room. Upon my word, they deserve a good whipping for interfering in my affairs."

"No Charles.I think it is you who should taste the rod. I have told you many times to be more discreet. I shall see you in my dressing room before dinner. Now I must go and take tea with Aunt Jane."

Lady Koregan said...

Now you wait here, darling. I'll go in and warm the girl up, then once she's blindfolded you come in with the strap.

This is going to be the best birthday Emma's ever had!

A. Lurker said...

1. "Frankly, my dear, I do give a spank!"

2. "Yes, I know I promised you'd get paddled over your clothing but I didn't expect you would put on so many layers so now it will be on the bare."

3. "There will be six strokes of the cane for every layer of clothing you have on!"