Tuesday, August 7, 2012

Anatomically Correct

Last week I was browsing in Homesense, one of my favourite discount housewares stores. It's a Canadian version of T.J. Maxx, and you never know what you might find there. Like its sister store Winners (much the same except it carries clothing too), it's a new store every day.

I usually check out the cooking implements for inspiration, and to my delight I found these:

Meet Sunny the spatula and Spike the pastry brush - cooking utensils for kids. I had seen them elsewhere and had thought they might be useable for a blog post. They have bendy arms and legs and suction cups for feet, so there are possibilities for putting them in naughty poses. Until now, the price was prohibitive, but these two were relatively inexpensive so I picked them up and put them in my shopping basket.

At the checkout, the young cashier reached for one, turned it over to scan the bar code, then stopped and looked at it closer.

"Hey, this one has a bum," she exclaimed.

"So it does," I agreed.

She laughed as she scanned it. "I didn't know if you knew that," she went on. Did she think I wouldn't want it if it was anatomically correct from the rear?

"Well, I do now," I grinned. Of course I had noticed. That was one of their more endearing features.

Now that they are safely home with me, I'll free them from their packaging and have some fun posing them in spanking positions. If the pictures turn out well, I'll publish them in a future post.

From Hermione's Heart


Anonymous said...

Very cute items.

Fondles said...

adorable! I want some...

ronnie said...

LOL. I've seen them in our TK Maxx but never turned them over.


Hermione said...

Joey - They are indeed!

Fondles - There are other colours ans styles too. I hope you find some.

Ronnie - You have T.J. Maxx over there? Lucky you! I love shopping there whenever we go south of the border.


SNP said...

Those are fun.

Ana said...

LOL!! I have seen those (and yes they are expensive) but never looked at the back. Oh dear...I hope no one I know has these or I won't be able to stop giggling...

Aimless Rambling said...

I think I need the sunny one, don't you.

Hermione said...

SNP - Yes, they are.

Ana - Even the ones on sale elsewhere were too expensive, but these were quite reasonable.

Sunnygirl - I thought of you when I saw it. You definitely need one.


Unknown said...

rofl - I WANT ONE!!! :-D

Right after we got married My Man took one of our wooden spoon and drew a smiley on one side and a frowny on the other... everytime my siblings come over they wanna know why and I just smile and say. "It made us laugh" :D

Unknown said...

funny.. thanks for the smile
bottoms up

otk4us2 said...

Looking forward to seeing how you arrange them.... lol


Bas said...

Miissed these the last time I was in Canada. Well, your pictures wil do.

Kaelah said...

Those two are really cute! I look forward to the kinky pictures. :-)

Minielle Labraun said...

I love the checkout persons comment, and your mild response. Look forward to your images.

Unknown said...

How funny, Thanks for the laugh! Can't wait for the pictures :)

Erica said...

LOL!! Hermione, you have the greatest stories. :-)

abby said...

LOL...you are always good for a smile...can't wait to see the pics.

Spankedhortic II said...

Praying that the pictures work out :) Can't wait to see them.


Hermione said...

Young Lady - How sweet of him!

Red - Thank you.

Dave - Keep your fingers crossed; I'm not a great photographer.

Bas - They should encourage kids to have fun in the kitchen and adults to have fun elsewhere.

Kaelah - I have some good ideas for naughty poses.

Minelle - I was kind of surprised when she stared so closely and wanted to talk about it. A secret spanko?

Cowgirl - Wish me luck. They'll probably fall over:(

Erica - Thanks. My love of shopping has its advantages.

Abby - Thank you.

Prefectdt - I wish I had proper lighting and a backdrop, but I'll try to make do.


Dee said...

Love these. Look forward to the poses lol

Dee x

Hermione said...

Dee - Okay, now the pressure is on. Where's my camera?


Kate said...


Thank you for the laugh and the smile!

Can't wait to see the pictures.