An old candid photo from the family album, taken when the two people in it were obviously not at their best. Who are they, what has he done to deserve a scolding, and what will happen next?
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Suggesting a quickie outdoors was certainly going to earn him a spanking indoors.
He'll be cutting a switch very soon.
One of your readers often has many funny & witty things to say, so I am going to try my hand at a few today.
1. Naughty Lady: Just one swat *please* Sir?!
2. Mother: Son, you have GOT to take that wife of your's in hand! She is completely out of control!
3. What we CAN see -
Lady: And you're rude, and dirty, and you never clean up after yourself, and you always step in my begonias, and...
What we CAN'T see is how he responds to her tirade 5 minutes later.
(what can I say, my mind only works in 1 direction, with the guy on top ;-))
What you mean you forgot my ass?
Get in the house and get my belt,
And when I get in there, you better give it to me....
Her - You've broken rule number one again. What is rule number one?
Him - Rule number one is not to pull my pants up higher than my belly button.
Prefectdt
And did you think it was funny, Mister, to replace the devotion I wrote for the Womens' Bible Society with an excerpt from Fifty Shades of Grey?!?
"Okay, if you can guess how many fingers I'm holding up, you can give me a spanking. I'll give you a hint--it's a number between 0 and 2...."
She says "How dare you suggest that I am not to old to be spanked on my bare bottom". He says, "My dear, just because you are 50 year's old, any very naughty. You're are still going over my knee's with your bloomer's, down, and be given a good walloping on that naked rear end of your's. Do you understand."
She: I told you what would happen if I found you sniffing a cork again!
He: But it was just one swig, honey.
She: You know what the doctor said! No booze. Now get in the house and get ready for the family strap!
"American Got-hit"
The photograph that inspired the painting.
Artist: Grant "me the touch of" Wood
Hi Hermione,
1/ I'll give you something to cry about!
2/ Fifty Shades of Grey - 50 Years Later!
R.
Bill and Hillary Clinton enjoy their twilight years at the Shady Tree Retirement Home
George Andrew Williams, that wasn't a real nurse was she? I'm guessing that was one of those go go girls from that den of sin down the street!
Ohhhh Yeahhhhh!
Jim Carter HOW DARE YOU SWAT ME ON THE BOTTOM!
Are the neighbors still watching?
No!
Good.. Lets go inside the house, you need to finish what you started.
You want me to do what with one finger?
Claude Perkins, I am only going to warn you once. You better behave yourself in Las Vegas at that bachelor party or there will be big trouble
Yes Dear Absolutely Dear No Problem Dear. Hee hee If you only knew you old battle ax.
Jed knew he was in trouble when Martha started pointing her finger
Four foot six in her stocking feet, Jed knew he was no match for Martha.
Love,
Ronnie
xx
"You will spank me!"
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