Friday, March 8, 2013

Friday FAIL

With the coming of Spring and warmer weather, the Wal-Martians are emerging from their dens and burrows, and once more they walk among us.

Thongs are making their appearance everywhere.

Another thong sighting when you least expect it.

This lady could use a thong. Maybe she's here to buy one to match her leggings.

That skirt's just a tad short.

Sure, I'll take your word for it.

Print this card (courtesy of Young Lady) and take it with you on your next trip to Wal-Mart. I'll be listening for shouts of "Bingo!".

From Hermione's Heart


Anonymous said...

I'm not sure what Wal-Mart all of these pictures come from but so far I've never seen any of them at the one I shop at. Maybe I don't go to the ones that cater to welfare. Or maybe the customers are at a different level. Not that I want to see that in the store because I don't.

Anonymous said...


The Wal-Mart Bingo is my favorite. I wish these sights were limited to just that one store.

We have more snow today, so I guess we are safe for a few more weeks.


PS I am glad all is well.

Roz said...

Definite fails *shudders*. Love the Wl-Mart bingo LoL


Hermione said...

Archedone - I've never seen any in our store either, but I always keep my eyes peeled.

Joey - Isn't that a hoot?

We've had a little snow here too, but the high school students are already wearing shorts and shivering!

Roz - It would be fun to actually play a game on your next trip.


Bas said...

And once again I wonder: Should I be happy or feel sorrow that we have no Wal-Mart overhere.

abby said...

WalMart it!! Thanks for another great Friday post!
hugs abby

Cat said...

Thankfully, I haven't seen anything similar to the pics in my Wal-Mart. I would be able to fill a few squares on the bingo card but not enough to actually yell bingo. :)

Have a great weekend.


SirQsmlb said...

Oh my goodness...I'm in an office at the moment laughing OUT LOUD. That was just tooo hilarious. I can't wait for Sir to get off the phone to share the Wal-Mart Bingo! That one may have to be on the WIN side!


ronnie said...

I love these Hermione.

I'm going to print the Wal-Mart chart and see if I can spot any of them on my next supermarket visit.

Thanks for the laugh.


Aimless Rambling said...

Friday Fails. What would we do without WalMart.

Anonymous said...

personally, the young woman withthe drop seat in red is perfectly acceptable, specially at a spanking party.... and welcome back ..glitches are fun.. or NOT
bottoms up

Hermione said...

Bas- Be very, very thankful:)

Abby - You're very welcome.

Cat - I never see much that's laughable either. Maybe when Target opens...

SirQs mlb - I though it was a WIN too, in a scary sort of way.

Ronnie - Good luck. I hope you win.

Sunny - I would have run out of material long ago if not for that store.

Red - Perfectly appropriate in a bedroom, or at a spanking party. NOT in a public place!


Penelope said...

Red dropseat girl looks a LOT like one of my friends. In the face, I mean. Can't vouch for the derriere.

Minielle Labraun said...

You think red dropseat knows about the open door? Hello!

April said...

This is hilarious! I could blot just about that whole card out.. I work at Walmart!

Hermione said...

Penelope - She's very cute.

Minelle - I suspect she does.

April - OMG Really??!!!

April said...

Yes ma'am! Sometimes I wouldn't trade it for nothing in the world :) I tell em all the time my honey and I are gonna get hitched in the parkin lot cause that's where we met lol