Friday, January 24, 2014

Say What?

More from the wonderful world of spammers.

These spam messages I have categorized as Huh? What are they trying to say? Some look to be written in other languages and translated into English (of a sort) while others are just plain weird.

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 This next one is just plain bizarre. Google Translate, you failed!

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Then there was the spam message that consisted of an extensive list of gibberish. Below I have reproduced a small selection from the original list of over 50.


If you haven't already done so, you still have time to Complete the Caption.

From Hermione's Heart


Roz said...

LoL Hermione. I couldn't understand a single word! I'm sure the incidence of spam is increasing. So annoying!


Aimless Rambling said...

Spam is nasty- whether it's on the net or in the can.

*Bonnie* said...

Omg that's so nonsensical that my brain hurts from just trying to understand. Lol


ronnie said...


I agree with SG:)


Hermione said...

Roz - It left me scratching my head.

Sunny - Well, I don't know about that. Fried spam is pretty tasty with pancakes:)

*Bonnie* - That on was a dilly all right!

Ronnie - Aw, you're not a spam-eater either?


Bobbie Jo said...

I check out a blog about volcanoes every day and we refer to any translations as "Compliments of Giggle Translate." In other words, use Google translate at your own risk.

On Spam, we used that at summer camp a lot, especially when we were on hikes in Yosemite. We had fried Spam and eggs in the morning and boy did we scarf it down. the counselors would cook it up in a huge cast iron skillet. There is something about mountain air and the elevation that makes things taste better.

Anonymous said...

My mother loves Spam, the in the can kind. If it weren't for her mentioning it occasionally I would have forgotten it existed. I haven't had any since probably the late 70's.

Terpsichore said...

I don't like spam - the kind on the internet or the kind in the can...neither makes sense :-) Thanks for sharing

Anonymous said...

Those are so funny. I was reading a blog one day that was obviously not being monitored or upkept any longer and it had about 100 spam comments on it. So far, knock on wood, I haven't gotten any. I'm sure my day will come!

sixofthebest said...

Hermione, I thought all the SPAM is in Washington D.C. Wow! Pure gibberish I say. The only language that I speak besides English is 'SPANKO' ish. And for me that's a beautiful language.

1ManView said...

I remember eating spam as a kid. But not want it taste like. When you are hungry, you eat. My mom cooked it a special way, probably to kill the real taste, it was hard times back then... But once the hard times were over, I never even heard the word spam again. Just out of curiosity I googled spam to see what the heck it was...

The classic variety of Spam are chopped pork shoulder meat, with ham meat added, salt, water, modified potato starch as a binder, sugar, and sodium nitrite as a preservative. Spam's gelatinous glaze, or aspic, forms from the cooling of meat stock. ( I think they were trying to say the glaze was oozing meat fat) :)

peace and love

Cat said...

LOL Hermione...I'm with the others...didn't understand a single word! They can be frustrating but there is a certain amount of entertainment value in them. ;)


Hermione said...

Bobbie Jo - Everything tastes better outdoors.

Tiklish - Welcome! Spam was quite a dietary staple at one time.

Terps - True, there isn't much meaning to either kind.

Sara - I get the occasional spam comment from defunct blogs I am still subscribed to.

Six - there's quite a lot of spam in Toronto at the moment. Google "Rob Ford".

1manview - That sounds more like a recipe for dog food:)

Cat - I'm glad you thought so too, because that's why I saved all that nonsense.