This young man seems a bit distracted. Can you help him decide what to do next?
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Saturday Spankings - A different type of man
6 hours ago
16 comments:
Nervous before giving his girlfriend their first spanking, he decided to review the step by step directions one more time.
Wait... Wait.... This is not the correct position for me to spank you!
Is there a tutorial on how to spank your girlfriend? I better check before I start.
No caption, but he is a complete dufus, Bad haircut, earring, too big cap and ignoring her. How could a cute gal want to be with him.
Hank, when do you start spanking me? ... Hank? Hank!
Bloody hell! You've certainly got an arse on you! I'd better take a picture for 'posterity'!
When Hermione told Ron about her interest in spanking, he decided to do some research. He became overwhelmed with all the terminology: warm up, sit spot, implements, after care...
Liza
Is there an app for this?
Give over Sharon, can't you see I'm playing my Pokemon game.
Love,
Ronnie
xx
He shoots!
He scores!
(Well, at least somebody did.)
"Google -- how do you sit on a chair?"
Hey, stupid, it ain't gonna spank itself. Get me over your knee and deal with my naughty bottom. WAIT A MINUTE, who are you emailing, that Ellen hussy? Either you spank me right now or I am breaking up with you.
Baxter
Well isn’t this special. My big brother just got leave from the Marine Corp and he is due home any minute and his girlfriend wants to play the “Naughty Secretary.” I am TOAST!
A screen capture from the latest spring blockbuster: Revenge of the NERDS 12
This is SO going on Facebook!
I have to really hurry. I only have about 45 minutes left on my hour!
The Blonde: Are you really Bill Gates son!
The Geek: Yes…I am really Bill Gates son! (Bill Gates of 14101 East 15th Rd Big Springs, NE the Home of Bill Gates Plumbing & Heating))
The Blonde: Now before we go any further you promise you will buy the Carpet Sucker 5000 at 24 easy payments of $190.00 a month!
The Geek: Yes…Yes…Anything…I’ll take two just do that thing you mentioned earlier!
Hi Mom! What blonde! I don’t see a blonde!
1/ I think I read about this in a blog somewhere. Let's see "H E R M I O N E . . ."
2/ I was going to research this spanking thing but all the blogs have that "adult content" label and we are not adults so I couldn't get in.
R.
Hang up and drive!
W T F Dude! Even Mario and Luigi would know what do in this situation.
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