Saturday, November 28, 2015

You Completed the Caption

This one was a toughie, but bravo to those of you who managed to think of a clever caption.

Ronnie: Last one to get to the end of the hall without dropping or holding their jug gets spanked.

Anything you can do, I can do better.

Simon: The girls were excited as they were meeting someone they had contacted via a dating site, but both thought it was a bit strange that he had specified "girls with big jugs".

woman on left: I have to admit that every once in a while, I drop one of these so I can get a spanking.
woman on right: So that is your secret to get spanked. Well, I am going to try that now.

Sir Wendel: In 2010 archeologists discover the first traces of ancient Egyptian porn. “Girls with Jugs! Series 1”.

Lady on Right: I don't understand how you do it Elizabeth; not only do we have to stand in the corner with our spanked bottoms on display, but we have to keep these jugs on our heads throughout the process, how can you be so still?
Lady on Left: Easy, because I have seen what happens to those ladies who drop the jugs.

Six of the best: After these two ladies drunk the wine they were carrying, their husbands sobered them up by taking down their knickers, and spanking their bare bottoms with a pliable stinging cane.

ricky: Well, here's another fine mess you've gotten me into! Haven't I told you over and over, never to volunteer?
Oh, shut up!

Vfrat25000: Don’t you stare at me Priscilla? You look just as ridiculous as I do!

What’s in your jug?
I don’t know and I don’t think I want to know!

Becky, are you absolutely positive we have to do this to join Alpha Gamma I have a strange feeling that this has something to do with those guys at the Beta Phi Fraternity!

Let’s blow this off and go get a glass of wine at the Pyramid Palace. The Pharaoh can kiss my butt. This is Bull Sh*t!

My jug’s bigger than your jug!
Bite me. I bet your jug has been surgically enhanced!

Why are you wearing your jug?
I went crazy at the Pharaoh’s Black Friday Sale, maxed out the American Express. On top of wearing this stupid ceramic hat, I got spanked! I might as well be out walking with a bowl on my head, I can’t sit down anyway!
How about you?
I wrecked his brand new chariot, the one with the super expensive rims! You aren’t the only one who got spanked!

js666: Every day it's the same thing. When I pass that fresh kid in front of the gate, he gives me a slap on the bottom and makes me spill the water, so I have to go back for more. When I finally get a full jug home, I'm so late that I get a spanking from the Chief Eunuch. At least he's supposed to be a eunuch, but I did see him slipping a few coins to the kid at the gate.

Woman #1: Have you heard that the penalty for dropping your jug has been upped to 50 whacks?
Woman #2: Only 50? I was hoping for 100.

From Hermione's Heart

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