Saturday, July 20, 2019

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KDPierre: Violinist in disgrace: (to viewer) "I botched the fingering on the Bach Partita I don't mind the punishment so much.... it's just that I'm allergic to rosin."

Anon 1: You call that allegro, here is a proper allegro.

Rosco: Miss Smythington paused, having just realized that her precocious pupil had been misbehaving on purpose so she could "earn" a weekly spanking. What to do? Send her to bed without supper, or give her a REAL thrashing.

Anon 2: Maybe this will help you keep better time. Now count with me ... 1 ... 2 ... 3 ... 4 ... 1 ... 2 ... 3 ... 4 ...

Your lack of practice has resulted in you producing nothing but squawking sounds that torture my ears every time you draw that bow across those strings. Now it's my turn to use this bow to torture your rear and produce squawking sounds that are music to my ears.

After that performance it's time you learned a new bowing technique that should help you focus better next time.

Enzo: Unfortunately I am not good at these. Regardless, I do love the expressions, especially the distraught look on the one girl about to be thrashed. Would love to see the "after" picture effect of that bow.

Barrel: Let me show you what 6/8 time is!

Wendel: Stephanie is an excellent violinist and practices 4 hours every day. She is just getting whipped for not eating her vegetables.

Hermione: Harriet was very sorry that she had tried the old excuse of "the dog ate my sheet music" on Miss Chambers.
From Hermione's Heart


3003JIM said...

well I think this is a perfect way to check to tension on your bow (certainly adjusted the tension on my bow!)

Lea said...

I don't have captions. I am just enjoying her very full rump! Its gorgeous!