Far from enjoying her retirement, our dear friend Bonnie has been hard at work. She has discovered 100 ways to say she has been spanked, and here they are:
How many ways can we say I got a spanking without saying the word?
| 1. A session with the hairbrush 2. A trip over his lap 3. Accepted the consequences 4. Acquired a sore rump 5. Acquired paddle burns 6. Attitude adjusted 7. Bare bottom punishment 8. Bared my bottom 9. Beat me with a bath brush 10. Beat my butt 11. Behavior modification 12. Bent over the couch 13. Blistered my bottom 14. Blushing at both ends 15. Booty blasted 16. Brat handling 17. Britches dusted 18. Butt busted 19. Caned 20. Corporal correction 21. Corporally punished 22. Cropped 23. Dealt with 24. Did the lap dance 25. Discipline administered 26. Feeling the burn 27. Felt his belt 28. Felt the leather 29. Felt the sting 30. Fetched the hairbrush 31. Fire in my caboose 32. Fixed my wagon 33. Flipped my skirt 34. Flogged 35. Gave me plenty to think about 36. Glowing globes 37. Got a red rear end 38. Got a shiny red hiney 39. Got a whooping 40. Got all I deserved 41. Got out the ruler 42. Got the wood 43. Got thrashed 44. Got to the seat of the problem 45. Got whacks 46. Heat for my seat 47. Hit me where the sun doesn’t shine 48. Hit with a wooden spoon 49. Joined the sore corps 50. Learned the hard way | 51. Made it hard to sit 52. Made my bum hurt 53. Met the board of education 54. One hand clapping 55. Only hurts when I sit 56. Paddled 57. Painted my back porch red 58. Percussive persuasion 59. Posterior pain 60. Put in my place 61. Received strokes 62. Received swats 63. Reminded who is boss 64. Removed his belt 65. Roasted my butt 66. Rolled up his sleeve 67. Scorched my buttocks 68. Seared my rear 69. Sent to Sore Bottom City 70. Sent to the principal’s office 71. Served some lap time 72. Set straight 73. Smacked 74. Sorted out 75. Stared at the carpet 76. Strapped 77. Struck with a rod 78. Stung my sitter 79. Switched 80. Swung the hickory 81. Taken down a peg or two 82. Taken to the woodshed 83. Tanned my hide 84. Taught a hard lesson 85. Taught some manners 86. Thoroughly chastised 87. Toasted my buns 88. Took my licks 89. Took my punishment 90. Took the paddle off the wall 91. Visited the seat of learning 92. Warmed my seat 93. Wearing welts 94. Went medieval on my butt 95. Went over his knee 96. What naughty girls get 97. When the paddle falls 98. Whipped 99. Wore his marks 100. Wore out my seat |
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14 comments:
Wow, that is some list! Great to see Bonnie still around in blogland:)
Hugs
Roz
My wife will just give me that look, don't need to say the word, I know. Jack
I LOVE this! "Gave me plenty to think about" is a wonderful phrase that I never thought of before. Thank you, Bonnie, for coming up with this great list, and thank you, Hermione, for publishing! You gave me ah-ha moments of recognition, smiles, blushes, and more.
Warmly,
Jean Marie
Thank you thank you, Bonnie, what a brilliant list! My favourites are:
Dealt with, Felt his belt, Joined the sore corps, Met the board of education, Only hurts when I sit, Sorted out, Taught some manners, Learned the hard way. Oh, there are so many to choose from!
I just loved it, and then felt (in my bottom) that I do have a few additions, some are a play on oldies, others are completely made up by yours truly. You see, in the early days (read early chapters of my novel), as a hesitant Baby Dom, Nick was avoiding the word like a plague, so many euphemisms flew around, mostly as empty threats. Besides both Nick and Izzie get off of buzzwords. Sooo, I'm putting together my own list, without overlapping with Bonnie's. Here are a few as a preview, full disclosure, no bums, kittens, or feelings were harmed in the production of this list:
Taken care of (the most important)
Had a talk
Learned my lesson
Made sorrier
Got the six of the best
Counted my blessings
Cleaned the slate
Attended TEA party (TEA=The Establishing Authority)
Hugs,
Sore
Hermione - Thank you for allowing me to guest post!
Roz - Yes, I'm still lurking about. After seventeen years of blogging, my brain still generates post ideas once in a while.
Jack - I didn't list the non-verbal synonyms. My favorite is the vigorous bottom rub. That says it all.
Jean Marie - Thanks. This was fun. We just kept thinking of more. Randy just suggested derriere drumming, percussive playtime, and rump roasting.
Sore - Yes, those are good ones. How could I forget the exquisitely British "six of the best?" Thank you!
If that implies 100 spankings, then I'm proud of her!
My wife has verbal ways, her favorite is when she saids 'it is Mommy Time', no matter who maybe present, they know fully what that means. Jack
Amazing and Brilliant! Hope you both had a Merry Christmas Bonnie and Hermione! (sorry about the deleted comments...)
I miss Bonnie and her brilliance! Happy New Year, Hermione -- wishing you all the best. ♥
RP - I'm not sure about your math, but yes, I guess you could say that.
Jack - Clearly it works.
Fondles - Thank you!
Erica - Happy New Year to you as well!
Brought down the belt
Paddle, punctuated
These slippers aren't made for walking
Solo with the hairbrush
A date with the belt
A taste of leather
Still working on the list. Many more to come, organized by category: location, purpose, feels, colour, time
Like Izzy, this topic keeps returning to my mind.
I haven't seen "got a seeing-to" or "got my caboose repainted bright red" yet.
I'm going to HAVE TO follow-up on this on my blog!
Warmly,
Jean Marie
Sore and Jean Marie - These are wonderful. I look forward to reading your lists!
I'm now thinking of some slightly more abstract phrases like:
Ensure my compliance
Remind me to behave
Toss wood on the fire
Necessary chastisement
Rekindle my spirit
Reopen communications
Explore our fantasies
Ride the ouch couch
Settle the matter
Make me humble
Teach me my place
Gain my surrender
What fun!
Bonnie - I did post my list, the post is called Let's start it with a BANG! as it was the first post of this year, https://soreismore.blogspot.com/2023/01/lets-start-it-with-bang.html and then I kept adding more and more.
My new favourite is: Kept calm and carried on
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