Each month, our friend Daisy shares a recipe that her family likes, and asks her readers to submit a tried and true recipe too. I'm posting mine here, and I hope that you will try it and enjoy it.
Vegetables go by different names in various places around the world. Zucchini is also called courgette or summer squash. I'll bet there are other names for it too, especially at this time of year when it is oh, so plentiful, and people leave baskets of it on their neighbours' doorsteps to get rid of it.
So, here's my special zucchini/courgette recipe. Why is it special? There are some spanking references in it, to make it more fun to prepare and to eat.
Baked Zucchini Chips
2 medium zucchinis cut into 1/4 inch slices
1 egg
1/2 cup spanko bread crumbs
1/8 tsp pepper
1 tbsp onion powder
1 tbsp garlic powder
2 tbsps grated parmesan cheese
1 tbsp rosemary, thyme or oregano
Preheat oven to 475 degrees F
Spray a baking sheet with vegetable oil spray.
In a shallow bowl, beat egg until it cries.
Combine spanko crumbs and seasonings in another bowl.
Dip zucchini slices in beaten egg with your left hand, then put them in the crumb bowl. With your right hand, coat the slices with crumbs. (A good spanker is ambidextrous.)Press crumbs firmly so they adhere.
Place slices on baking sheet and spray lightly with oil.
Bake 5 minutes, turn and spray lightly with oil (to increase browning), then bake another 5 minutes.
You can vary the seasonings to suit your taste, and of course, any type of breadcrumbs will do. These chips are not crunchy, but they're so yummy!
Please stop by Daisy's blog and check out her recipe for this month. Be sure to leave her a comment, and maybe even a recipe of your own.
I am truly touched. The Spanking Bloggers Network has nominated Hermione's Heart as their blog of the month. Thank you!
In case you haven't heard of it, the Spanking Bloggers Network is a group of bloggers who write about - you guessed it - spanking. The title, picture, and teaser from the latest post on each blog is displayed, so one trip to the SBN will give you access to fifty spanking blogs.
Be sure and pay them a visit soon, and find out how you can join. New members are always welcome.
More sketches are from Souvenirs of a Boarding School. The naughty cherubs have found some birch bundles, and it looks like they are summoning an audience.
Long whips can encourage ladies to assume very strange positions.
The spankee looks very pleased with herself. Shouldn't she stand up first?
We regularly watch Hell's Kitchen, that show starring the chef we love to hate, Gordon Ramsay. It's a reality show, with sixteen chefs vying for the top prize of being head chef at a high-profile restaurant. Each week, the teams complete challenges, and the winning team is given a luxurious treat, while the losers are punished. One competitor is also eliminated each week. In one episode, Chef Ramsay was scolding Holli, who had simultaneously overcooked the duck and undercooked the chicken.
"She needs a spanking," my husband observed. "That should be the prize for this week. The winning team gives the members of the losing team a spanking."
I thought that was a wonderful idea. Since the teams are the red team (women) and the blue team (men) the outcome could be very interesting. The red team had lost every challenge so far. But perhaps this would be their lucky day.
Ron had the right instinct about Holli. On a subsequent episode, she won a 1000 dollar shopping spree in a kitchen supply store, and chose blue-haired, macho Jay to accompany her.
We had heard a great deal of sexual banter between the two in the previous episode.
As we watch them in the store, Jay drops a wooden paddle into the empty shopping cart.
Holly (laughing) "A wooden paddle."
Jay "it's a multi-function paddle, Holli."
(Ron and I exchanged knowing looks at this point.)
Later that evening, they relax and flirt in the hot tub. Jay orders Holli to "assume the position" as she floats in quasi-OTK position over his legs. Holli replies, "This is one of my favourites." When they hear a third contestant coming to join them in the tub, Jay mutters "Hurry up" but then they are interrupted. Or perhaps it was skilful film editing at work.
You came up with some very special captions for yesterday's picture. Here they are:
Anonymous: "I bought this cane," said the gentlemen on the right, "And I am going to try it out on my secretary's bare bottom when next time she errs, in her work.
The gentlemen on the left says, "I could use such a spanking implement on my wife's bare bottom, when she overspends on our budget." Underling: "Spanking's less work since I realized... hey! I'm ambidextrous!"
Ronnie: "Caning my wife is much better since I realised... hey, I'm going to buy a cane this long then.
Em: "I've switched to a paddle since I realized, hey I'm hurting my hand!"
Mitch: "I went to a paddle this long" since I realized, hey I'm "only getting one cheek per swat."
Dave: "Her butt's grown to about this size" since I realized, "Gee whiz, I need to buy a robo-paddle."
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