A Booty Birthday

I received this clever birthday card last week.

And inside...

This was my first experience in creating my own gif (animated) file. It's easy. If you're interested, try it at Picasion.

Complete the Caption

What is this young lady doing with two cameras? Is she on her way to a spanking? If so, will it be hers? Or will she be filming the event? Where is she?

Complete the caption for this intriguing picture and leave it as a comment. I will publish your ideas tomorrow.

You Completed the Caption for Vintage III

Ronnie said: "Yes, but suppose hubby finds it out that I've spent my month's housekeeping allowance. You know he'll administer the maid's carpet beater to my bottom.

Prefectdt said: "Yes, but suppose hubby finds it out about me spending all my time phoning spanking pay per minute phone lines."

SixoftheBest said: "Yes, but suppose hubby finds it out that tonight I've invited 'six of the best', over to my house, and he has promised me I am going to have a spanking good time, by having my knickers taken down, for a good caning, on the bare bottom."

Hermione said: "Yes, but suppose hubby finds it out that I've been writing for a naughty magazine called The Pearl. He'll want a free subscription."


Thank you all for participating.

Complete the Caption for Vintage Photo III

What could this lady have in mind that she doesn't want her husband to know about? Could it possibly involve, oh, I don't know, maybe a spanking? Giving or receiving? That's up to you.

Tell us what you think is going on in this photo. I will publish your responses tomorrow.

You Completed the Caption for Vintage II

Here is the sentimental Victorian card from yesterday, with the young lady's complete wish. I prefer the suggestions you made. Here they are:


P said:
Send me a husband who is big and strong
And will spank me when I do wrong.

Em said:
Send me a husband who knows what to do,
And how to turn my bottom red.


Sixofthebest said:
Send me a husband like 'six of the best',
who knows what to do with a grown up women who errs in her life.
Send me this man, who can raise a naughty woman's dress waist high,
take down her knickers, and cane her bare bottom with painful stripes".
Please, I beg of you?
 
Mitch said:
Send me a husband who spanks me well
And makes my bottom red!


Prefectdt said:
Send me a husband who does not notice
that I have balanced a bucket of water on the top of the door.
 
Ronnie said:
Send me a husband who will take me over his knee
and spank me hard until my bottom is red and sore
just like the girl in the book.

KellyRed said:
Send me a husband who always knows,
how to keep me up on my toes,
with thuddy whacks,
and stingy smacks,
will keep my bottom a ruddy rose.
Amen.

A Lurker said:
Send me a husband who knows how to
spank me through & through
When I don't do what he wants me to
Because I'd rather be red than blue !!!

Dioneo said:
Send me a husband who's well-bred,
Across whose knees I will be led,
With hands I'll come to love and dread,
And please make sure he's good in bed!

Hermione said:
Send me a husband who loves to spank
My curvy bottom, and I'll thank
him for his strong and caring hand,
applied whenever I demand.

Complete the Caption for Vintage Photo II

Here's a lovely postcard of a beautiful lady preparing for bed. That bed looks quite high; just the right height for bending over and getting a good... Sorry. I digress. Unfortunately, the bottom of the card seems to be missing. "Send me a husband who - " Can you finish her request?

I will post your responses tomorrow, and I just might be able to restore the bottom half of the card by then, so you can see the original.

Now, where's my tape dispenser?

You Completed the Caption for Vintage I

Here is the picture from yesterday's "Complete the Caption" post, with the original caption. I don't like it nearly as much as I do your suggestions.


Mitch - "Yes, Sir, the whips and paddles are packed. Oh, I also have your presentation to the Board of Directors."


Prefectdt - "It's bad enough getting punished but having to make my own stocks first is just too much." (I don't think that that is luggage and I believe that she is using a wood shaving plain, as in she is doing some woodwork.)


Sixofthebest - "I've been told by my boyfriend to make my own paddle, because the old one that he had been using on my bare bottom, has splintered. And it has to be ready by tonight, or my punishment with it will be doubled. "


Red - "Just letting you have a glimpse of me bent over, but with my clothes on. Here is the strap you requested, dear. "


Ronnie - "He told me to put the strap in but I wonder if I can squeeze the paddle in as well."

Ms Betty - "That rope's in here somewhere. Or it had better be. I did leave it on the bed with the other things you were to put in the suitcase. Why do you always have to make such a mess of the packing? We'll address that, too, just as soon as we finish talking about your behavior on the train."

Hermione - "Chocolate? No, there's no chocolate in here. I really don't need a spanking for hiding chocolate."

Complete the Caption for Vintage Photo I

Here's a vintage postcard depicting an attractive young lady with some luggage. But why is she kneeling on the wooden box? Is she expecting someone to give her posterior some attention? Who is she? A secretary? A maid? A girl going off to college?

Write a caption for this charming picture. Tomorrow, besides publishing your captions, I will also show you the original caption that was printed on the postcard.

Spanko Elvis

A few years ago, I gave Ron a birthday card with a picture of Elvis spanking a young lady. It was a photoshopped image of Elvis in a characteristic pose, with arm outstretched, and it was really funny.

The card is nowhere to be found now, so I can't show it to you. I did, however, attempt to recreate the pose with a pair of dolls. Betty Boop wasn't on the original card, but I always thought she deserved a good spanking.

Complete the Caption Redux

Here's another picture by my favourite feminist, Anne Taintor. These ladies, dressed in fifties-style bathrobes, are discussing something of great interest. Why are they in their bathrobes? Could they be talking about spanking, do you think?

Only you can answer these questions by filling in the blanks and completing the caption.

You Completed the Caption Once More

And some of you completed it more than once! Here's what you said:

Prefectdt - They were discussing what measures she should take about the god awful wallpaper he had put on the walls, whilst she had been staying with mother.

SixoftheBest - Her mother and father are coming over for lunch, and I promised them a hot rump steak, and I mean to deliver it fully cooked and painfully blushing red.

I am also smiling because while my in-laws are here, my father-in-law has given me permission to take my mother-in-law's knickers down, and wallop her bare bottom blushing red. Because it's her birthday. And I plan to give her 40 whacks with my hand.

Ronnie - They were both so happy that in the end they didn't have to call in the fire brigade to get Geoff out of the bondage ropes.

Bacall - They were glowing with contentment after their mutual paddling session.

Poppy - They were going to start the spanking as soon as the migraine brought on by the wallpaper stopped.

They were both very proud of their handiwork as they observed the girl they had left bent over the table with her knickers around her ankles.

Hermione - They were enjoying the double warm glow from the fireplace and from her bottom.

You Completed the Caption Again

You came up with some very special captions for yesterday's picture. Here they are:

Anonymous: "I bought this cane," said the gentlemen on the right, "And I am going to try it out on my secretary's bare bottom when next time she errs, in her work.
The gentlemen on the left says, "I could use such a spanking implement on my wife's bare bottom, when she overspends on our budget."

Underling: "Spanking's less work since I realized... hey! I'm ambidextrous!"

Ronnie: "Caning my wife is much better since I realised... hey, I'm going to buy a cane this long then.

Em: "I've switched to a paddle since I realized, hey I'm hurting my hand!"

Mitch: "I went to a paddle this long" since I realized, hey I'm "only getting one cheek per swat."

Dave: "Her butt's grown to about this size" since I realized, "Gee whiz, I need to buy a robo-paddle."

Complete the Caption Again

What do you suppose he realized? And what is the gesture referring to? These two spankophiles are having an interesting conversation. What do you think they're saying?

Can you fill in the white spaces to complete the caption? Leave your creative suggestion in a comment, and I will post the entries soon.

Have fun!