You Completed the Caption Again

You came up with some very special captions for yesterday's picture. Here they are:

Anonymous: "I bought this cane," said the gentlemen on the right, "And I am going to try it out on my secretary's bare bottom when next time she errs, in her work.
The gentlemen on the left says, "I could use such a spanking implement on my wife's bare bottom, when she overspends on our budget."

Underling: "Spanking's less work since I realized... hey! I'm ambidextrous!"

Ronnie: "Caning my wife is much better since I realised... hey, I'm going to buy a cane this long then.

Em: "I've switched to a paddle since I realized, hey I'm hurting my hand!"

Mitch: "I went to a paddle this long" since I realized, hey I'm "only getting one cheek per swat."

Dave: "Her butt's grown to about this size" since I realized, "Gee whiz, I need to buy a robo-paddle."