To Each His Own

Here's an entertaining look into the bedrooms of four very different couples. First impressions aren't always accurate, as you will see. There's spanking and kinkiness where you least expect it.

Warning, it's graphic and definitely not safe for work! But then you don't look at spanking blogs at work, do you?

Wednesday WIN

It's the middle of the week, and the weekend is just around the corner. Today's theme is panties (or lack thereof).

 Love song lyrics on a package of panties? I'll take two.

 Gee, I can think of quite a few.

A lovely sentiment, and so true!

Something tells me these cans won't be recycled any time soon.



To finish, here's a public service reminder about texting while driving that needs no words.

happy hump day, everyone!

Early Holiday Shopping

The holiday season is fast approaching, and a sure sign is an influx of mail-order catalogues that arrive in the mail almost daily. A recent one that I enjoyed leafing through was from the Smithsonian Institute. The merchandise is unique and quite expensive, so it's a read-only catalogue. I did, however, find some interesting items to share with you.

 A vintage heart pancake spatula. This would be the perfect addition to my collection of heart-shaped kitchen utensils. Decorative yet useful for flipping or paddling.

 In keeping with the theme, how about heart-shaped measuring spoons. Too small to be useful for discipline, they are charming reminders about good behaviour. Each one is embossed with a slogan like "A pinch of kindness".

Finally, the heart tea strainer and matching holder. Made of pewter, it looks like a little arrow and is so cute it might convince my husband to switch from coffee to tea. Maybe I'll put a few sticky notes in the catalogue and leave it where Ron can see it.

All photos are from the Smithsonian Online Store.

From the Top Shelf - At First, At Last

One of my readers sent me this lovely poem he had written about a woman's first experience with spanking, and another reader sent me the above picture. Thank you both - I think they go together very well.

At First, At Last
A sound introduction to spanking

“I’ve been a very naughty girl,” she said,
With a nervous laugh, though hardly contrite.
“Someone should scold me and send me to bed
For all of my misbehaviour tonight.”

“In fact, a daddy who knew what to do – ”
And her wide, bright eyes looked up at his frankly,
And a question hung there: could this be you?
“Would put me right over his knee and spank me!”

He wavers a moment: could it be him?
He feels a request: but is it a tease?
Then his arm goes around her soft and slim
Waist… Her hand gives his wrist a friendly squeeze…

He picks her up for a couple of paces
And carries her over to a stout oak chair.
The blood is burning in both of their faces
As he sits, and she stands in front of him there.

Then over she goes with a tumbling gasp,
Put in the place she herself has suggested,
And feels round her waist a much stricter grasp,
On the seat of her skirt a firm hand rested.

“What was I thinking of? Was it the wine?
It’s sweet in films when a girl’s bottom’s smacked,
But now that bottom is suddenly mine,
My distant dream is an imminent fact.”

She hears him say, through her thoughts’ crazy whirl,
As the warm palm’s raised from her derrière,
“You’re right, my dear. You are a naughty girl,
And therefore your bum will have to be bare.”

She gives a little moan, a writhe, a twist.
This scene is going further than she thought.
She squeaks no, no – but finds she can’t resist
As the rumpled hem of her skirt is caught

And lifted clear and folded on her back.
She gets the feeling, from between his thighs,
He likes the mix of creamy curves and black
Silk panties cupping them that greets his eyes.

Still, quickly they’re gripped by fingers and thumb
(For in this mood, delight won’t mean postponement),
Taut elastic’s pulled down over her bum,
Which quivers at the prospect of atonement.

“I’m sorry, truly I am – ” The sensation
She has so longed for comes, as hand meets rump
Resoundingly. It deserves an ovation,
The electric current that slap makes jump.

The brute, the monster – oh, how she adored him,
The gorgeous master he’s turned out to be,
And when he is done, oh, how she’ll reward him
With every tenderness this heat sets free.

But first she knows, for being such a minx,
His expert hand must raise across her cheeks
A blooming range of roses and of pinks
She’ll feel for days, and blush about for weeks.

The spanking she’s needed, all her young years,
The sting increasing by steady degrees,
Soon brings to our heroine grateful tears
As she lies there throbbing across his knees.

As for our man, his delight knows no bounds,
To punish this miss, so cool and refined,
With smart things stripped from the generous mounds
(His to command) of her queenly behind.

“Her tanning’s going to be long and hot.
I’ll make sure she literally can’t sit down,
With red prints merging on each tender spot
From her buttocks’ under-slope to their crown.”

A captured brat, whose stern guardian is mending
The mischief of her ways, whose perfect peach
Of a naked bottom, superbly bending,
Gets taught what she has longed for him to teach…

“My poor arse scorching fit to fry an egg,
I rock and kick to rhythms set by you.
I sob and squeal, I promise and I beg,
And every inch of me feels spanking-new.”

          *  *  *

And so she rose and rolled on waves of flame
And salty tears – a lesson unsurpassed,
Of joy in pain, of confidence in shame,
Learnt for the first time, though far from the last!

–Anon, 21st century

Whew! (fans self) That was hot! The poet is talented and knows his subject well. I do hope he would be willing to share more of his work with us. Don't you agree?

You Completed the Caption

Spanking the monkey has different meanings in various parts of the world. Here are your interpretations:


GaryNTboy: And I thought that spanking the monkey meant something else.

Ricky: You naughty boy, you! (hint, hint!)

Six of the best: The man said to his wife, "You're next my dear. And yours will be given on that voluptuous bare bottom".

Lady Koregan: That's very cute, dear, but I don't believe for one minute it was the doll that broke the window. Now stop playing and come inside...

Ana: Him: And if you ever try to sass me, I'm going to put you over my knee just like this...
Her: You think so?
Him: Yes, and I'm going to raise my hand like this...
Her: Honey, I know you're mad at me for spanking you...but it was for your own good. Now stop messing around and get back in the car. We have some talking to do.

Sunnygirl: Your turn next, dear.

Ronnie: Stop delaying; you're going to get spanked whether you like it or not.

Kiki: Come on Ron; it's my turn now.

Prefectdt: In those days of little or no birth control, Janet had refused Brad's suggestions of pre marital sex and had told him that he would just have to be satisfied with spanking the monkey for now.
Brad did not understand what she was talking about but was willing to give it a try.

Minelle Labraun: Stop joking! You are not really going to spank me like that toy monkey.....
Are you?

Young Lady: Brad had a very creative way of proposing, but it showed Marcia he really understood her.

Honey, THIS is what I want you to do to me ok??

Bonnie: "Oh, you wicked, wicked monkey!"

Vfrat25000: Cole Porter explains the plot to Kiss Me Kate in terms that even “Bubbles” McGillicutty could understand.

Bad Monkey…You should not have swatted that pretty lady on the bottom…Bad Monkey!

50 Shades of the Grey Monkey

Jim…Could you please come out to Benton’s Corner. Your brother Carl is off his meds again and is standing off the side of the road Spanking his Monkey. Good Heavens NO…not that Monkey! A stuffed monkey! All Right I’ll wait with him until you get here.

Just ignore me lady. I am pledging the Kappa Gamma Fraternity. In a little bit I have to go to the nudie bar with a handful of Monopoly money.

It’s the Monkey’s 21st birthday. Later I’m taking him to the All You Can Eat Clam Buffet at the Old Fisherman’s Bar & Grill and get him plastered. You only turn 21 once.

Hermione: I see the SPCA van coming. Quick! Put me over your knee instead.

After a bit of practice, Roger felt he was ready to try the real thing with Alice.

A. Lurker: Carl realized there was only one way he would ever get that monkey off his back.

"Jacques, please stop fooling around! We need to be in Ste. Justine de Quelque Chose by 2 pm!"

The folks who live on the hill: You really do need glasses!


Have a great week, everyone, and don't do anything I wouldn't do!

Complete the Caption

A spanking on the side of the road - that's something you don't see every day. Or is it? What is the young lady's opinion of her boyfriend's actions?

Complete the caption by leaving a comment and I will publish your captions in the next post.

Friday FAIL

It's Friday, and once again I have some tidbits to share about that notoriously successful book, 50 Shades of you know what.

 This is another absolutely real cookbook riding on the success of the novels, complete with scientifically founded nutritional facts, romance novel clichés, and recipes like “Thai’d Up Roughage”. Read all about it here. 

Are you getting tired of these? Each time I post them I think this will be the last time, but they just keep on coming. Until next time, then...