Thursday, August 13, 2009

Yes Chef!

You probably know that I have an interest in chefs, particularly when they inspire thoughts of gourmet spanking.

Last week we were preparing dinner together. Ron was in charge that night; he was making spaghetti, and had assigned me to mushroom-sauteing duty. For some reason he wasn't happy with the way I was doing it and snapped at me to turn the heat down.

"Yes sir," I answered and did as I was told.

"That's 'yes chef,'" he corrected.

"Yes chef. And will your sous chef get a spanking if she ruins the mushrooms?"

"You don't want to find out."

I have what is known in culinary circles as "chef's fingers" and can handle hot food with my bare hands without minding the discomfort. Taking that analogy one step further, I could say that Ron has "chef's palms" and can easily manage a hot bottom.

Who says we don't role play?

From Hermione's Heart


Fabsterrant said...

OO lala, spanking zee bottom of dee pan with condiments is so good for dee sauce.

Anonymous said...

just started getting more into the genius of henson recently, the chef is just one more example...

ronnie said...

LOL Hermione.

P's the same when I'm helping him prepare food, he snaps if I'm not cutting/chopping correctly and often I get a swat with the wooden spoon :)

Enjoy your weekend.


Daisychain said...

No comment on this
I know more about chefs than I wanna say.....
Hugs, Daisy xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Hermione said...

Fab - Your comment made me laugh!

List - I didn't realize that was one of his.

Ronnie - Men are pretty much the same, both in the kitchen and the bedroom.

Daisy - And Ron says the things Gordon does on Hell's Kitchen are fake. LOL!


dwcmike said...

Hermione: methinks the chef should have warmed your bottom... for cooking your portion correctly.

Mrs M said...

This was just too cute, you both have some of the funniest and most playful moments!
I wish my husband would cook, you're very lucky indeed ;-)

Mrs M

Hermione said...

Mike - I agree. It's the only way to learn to cook properly :-)

Mrs M - We do have fun together, and yes, I'm very lucky in many ways.