Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Spanking for Dummies

Ron has never been a fan of letting the anticipation build prior to a spanking. In fact, he often gives me a preliminary swat on the bottom as I am getting into position. The other day, we were engaged in a quick stress reliever, and Ron was using the wooden shoehorn to good effect. After a brief pause for some rubbing to reduce the sting, he stopped and I braced myself for the next round of smacks.


I waited.

Finally, I heard and felt the crack as he resumed. I also heard a chuckle from behind me. Ron was messing with my mind, but I laughed too.

After a few minutes, another pause, and again, while I awaited the impact, nothing. Silence. I turned around and looked to see what was up.

Ron laughed again. This was different indeed!

I observed, after he had swung into action once more, "You've been reading the instruction manual." Once I had left a copy of The Compleat Spanker out in plain sight, hoping Ron might read it and pick up a few pointers.

"Spanking for Bummies," he quipped.

Never a dull moment when the paddle comes out.

From Hermione's Heart


Ally said...

It's nice when things are switched up a bit now and then, keeps you on your toes :)

Daisychain said...

Awww, bless him! xxxxxxxx

Anonymous said...

Men are such thoughtful and wonderful creatures...

ronnie said...
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ronnie said...

Oh I do love your Ron's humour Hermione.


Deleted comment was mine. I really should learn to spell, sorry Hermione.

Hermione said...

Ally - I was indeed on my toes at that moment!

Daisy - Yeah, I know....

Red - LOL! I suppose they are!

Ronnie - So do I.


Celine said...

Ha! That's awesome! Very creative little play on words there, too. :D Celine