Ron has never been a fan of letting the anticipation build prior to a spanking. In fact, he often gives me a preliminary swat on the bottom as I am getting into position. The other day, we were engaged in a quick stress reliever, and Ron was using the wooden shoehorn to good effect. After a brief pause for some rubbing to reduce the sting, he stopped and I braced myself for the next round of smacks.Nothing.
I waited.
Finally, I heard and felt the crack as he resumed. I also heard a chuckle from behind me. Ron was messing with my mind, but I laughed too.
After a few minutes, another pause, and again, while I awaited the impact, nothing. Silence. I turned around and looked to see what was up.
Ron laughed again. This was different indeed!
I observed, after he had swung into action once more, "You've been reading the instruction manual." Once I had left a copy of The Compleat Spanker out in plain sight, hoping Ron might read it and pick up a few pointers.
"Spanking for Bummies," he quipped.
Never a dull moment when the paddle comes out.
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It's nice when things are switched up a bit now and then, keeps you on your toes :)
Awww, bless him! xxxxxxxx
Men are such thoughtful and wonderful creatures...
RED
Oh I do love your Ron's humour Hermione.
Love,
Ronnie
xx
Deleted comment was mine. I really should learn to spell, sorry Hermione.
Ally - I was indeed on my toes at that moment!
Daisy - Yeah, I know....
Red - LOL! I suppose they are!
Ronnie - So do I.
Hugs,
Hermione
Ha! That's awesome! Very creative little play on words there, too. :D Celine
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