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What was in store for this pair as they strolled along the beach? Let's see what you said.


Simon: Well if the weather precludes a decent bank holiday perhaps we should retire to our room and have a spank holiday instead.

Rod: Excessive flatulence will earn you a beating, my dear!

Ms. Betty: Alfred, dear, I told you to be sure you had fuel in that funny new motor carriage of yours. Now there's no point in whining and fussing. It's your fault we're stuck out here. Now hurry up, if we get home before the rain actually starts I will only use the strap on you. But if my hair gets wet you will get the cane.

Six of the best: "In this stormy weather," he is thinking, "when we come home, I will heat up her bare bottom with a good spanking. That will warm both of us up."

Bob: That was one hell of a sneeze darling.

Kingspan: She knew she'd be getting a spanking for lying about the weather forecast, but the look of astonishment on his face made it well worth it.

SNP: Violet hardly noticed the bad weather. She was now with Charles, the man she loved. Charles could not believe Violet risked her safety by taking the boat. Females are exasperating! Once they reached the beach house then he would settle the matter--with Violet over his knee!

Michael: "Fanny, this blasted wind knocks my derby askew and damages my bumbershoot yet fails to lift your skirts above your ankles! Either the gusts must increase or your skirts must be shortened."

Prefectdt: No dear. When I said that I wanted to do some paddling, I didn't mean the kind that you needed the sea for. Especially not in this weather.

Vfrat25000: I say Victoria, the campaign promises at the Ocean Point Political Rally are generating a lot of HOT AIR!

You want to go for a “Roll in the Sand” Harold? Sort of a “Here to Eternity” thing”
Sometimes I wonder about you Margaret.

I knew there was something fishy about that Travel Agency. A weekend at a beach front hotel for $5.00 a night.

Jane, may I remind you that I wanted to stay home and play Headmaster/Naughty Graduate this afternoon but you wanted to go for a walk on the beach.
I know…Can we go home now?
Yes Jane, and when we get home the Headmaster wants to see you in his office immediately.

Darn it all. That was the last derby in my size at Fitzgerald’s Emporium.
What are you complaining about, you pompous oaf? I just got a seagull blown up my bustle.

This sucks, I got sand in my bloomers.

Mary, I look like Superman.
In your dreams Franklin. In your dreams.

Ricky: What was that you said?

 Dr. Ken: He: "A BIT windy? You have a knack for stating the obvious, my dear. When we get back home, try saying, "I won't be able to sit for a week."

"Well, that's the last time I invite you round for a bean dinner."

 "The thought of the spanking I'm going to give you totally blows me away."

 Anon: Victoria, I told you it was too windy for a walk, now my umbrella is ruined! Hmmm maybe it will make a good paddle now!

Hermione: "Why Roger, the way you are holding that umbrella makes me think you are going to spank me with it. Isn't that silly? Roger? What are you doing? Ouch!"

Emen: Hahahaha. You have the most brilliantly funny people here. (Not a caption but somebody needs to provide the applause.)

Thank you, Emen, on behalf of all the contributors.


Have a safe and happy weekend, everyone, and happy Memorial Day to our American friends.