Music star Rihanna always entertains her audience with a lively performance, but what is she doing with that microphone?
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sixofthebest
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After singing the song "The Wind Bebeath My Wings". Rihanna, is proving to the audience with her microphone, the truth of this tune. Her encore melody was "The Whiffenpoof Song.
Everybody knows the expression “A belly laugh” Our lead singer will now demonstrate the new “Butt Giggle”
Turn off the music. I can’t find my new $10,000 Rolex Watch….If I hold the microphone this way, does anybody hear something ticking?
Everybody hear that? Right, there is no sound to be heard! It’s the very depressing quietness of an un-spanked bottom crying out for attention.
OK Guys…Last time I demonstrate this. Pay attention. When you spank a girl, you apply the spanks to the part of the anatomy I am pointing at with the microphone, any questions?
The Show Director: Why is she holding that microphone pointed at her bottom? His Assistant: Either her ass itches or that’s her version of saying “KISS THIS if you think I’m using that trailer for a dressing room”
just too funny for words....Was she commenting on her previous boyfriend, or was it her future one... but for good sound effects she should only have been wearing a thong. smiling Red
11 comments:
After singing the song "The Wind Bebeath My Wings". Rihanna, is proving to the audience with her microphone, the truth of this tune. Her encore melody was "The Whiffenpoof Song.
I can't possibly top sixofthebest's comment so I'll just say Hi and have a good weekend.
Rihanna Says - OK now I'm going to treat you to a "short" song.
Prefectdt
Omg I thought it was that Hitachi wand thing people talk about, which I've obviously never seen in person.
I'm the worst captioner ever. All I can think is what if she farts? Or is she on purpose? I guess that could be an interesting sound in the mix :)
She says, "Umm, tell me again, exactly WHERE do you want me to put this???"
Everybody knows the expression “A belly laugh” Our lead singer will now demonstrate the new “Butt Giggle”
Turn off the music. I can’t find my new $10,000 Rolex Watch….If I hold the microphone this way, does anybody hear something ticking?
Everybody hear that? Right, there is no sound to be heard! It’s the very depressing quietness of an un-spanked bottom crying out for attention.
OK Guys…Last time I demonstrate this. Pay attention. When you spank a girl, you apply the spanks to the part of the anatomy I am pointing at with the microphone, any questions?
The Show Director: Why is she holding that microphone pointed at her bottom?
His Assistant: Either her ass itches or that’s her version of saying “KISS THIS if you think I’m using that trailer for a dressing room”
just too funny for words....Was she commenting on her previous boyfriend, or was it her future one... but for good sound effects she should only have been wearing a thong.
smiling
Red
ooh, aah, there . . . mmm!
Just scratching-- you guys!
O.K. So the trumpet player hasn't turned up, I'll just have to improvise, like this......
"Are you sure you want me to put it there?"
Love,
Ronnie
xx
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