The dildo sign is right on: they do hurt! (I mean not the sign of course.) I'm going to stop while I'm ahead; I feel a boatload of sophomoric puns coming on.
Thank you for making me laugh out loud! I started chuckling like a psycho in bed in the dark while reading this and now I'm sure my husband thinks I'm crazy! I think I'll have to show him why tomorrow :-)
14 comments:
LoL Hermoine, these are great. Love the dildo one!
Hugs
Roz
I think the last 2 are the best..
thanks!
hugs abby
Very funny signs, but sad that for some people we have to post such signs. Beating each other with dildos huh?
archedone
Funny, like them all.
Roz - I liked that one best too.
Abby - My pleasure.
Archedone - I can't imagine why they would, but to each his own.
Leigh - Thank you.
Hugs,
Hermione
I love these "fails". My kind of thinking
Oh dear, I read it too.
What's next, removing the mattress tags??
LOL Ronnie...they might all be fails but they are still funny. ;) My favorite is the dildo. Uhoh...I'm busted also...read the last one.
Blessings...
Cat
The dildo sign is right on: they do hurt! (I mean not the sign of course.) I'm going to stop while I'm ahead; I feel a boatload of sophomoric puns coming on.
Thank you for making me laugh out loud! I started chuckling like a psycho in bed in the dark while reading this and now I'm sure my husband thinks I'm crazy! I think I'll have to show him why tomorrow :-)
Blondie - I have plenty more of them.
Erica - I always wondered when the mattress police would storm our bedroom.
Cat - We're all in trouble for that one.
Anna - Best to quit wile you're ahead.
River - Please do.
Hugs,
Hermione
Those are great. Just shows how our education system has FAILed us. I think everyone needs a spanking.
Baxter
omg, i know im late, but hubby and i were laughing SO hard at these...
Baxter - I couldn't agree more.
Polly - It's never too late!
I'm delighted to hear that I made you both laugh.
Hugs,
Hermione
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