Thursday, July 3, 2014

Complete the Caption

Sometimes you see unusual things while hiking through the woods. What would you say if you came across this unexpected sight?

Complete the caption by leaving a comment and I will publish your suggestions in an upcoming post.

From Hermione's Heart


Anonymous said...

I can hear the spanker now. You can't stay up there forever, and when you come down you are still going to get a spanking.

Unknown said...

Forgets why she is in a tree, forgets to dress, can sleep everywhere...she's pregnant

Katie said...

In desperation, Francesca prepared for her next spanking, which she hoped would make her feel "above all things"! :). Thanks Hermione! Many hugs,

<3 Katie

Aimless Rambling said...

Now, that's what I call 'spent'.

Hope you had a Happy Canada day.

ronnie said...

It must have been a good party.


Meredith said...

Gives new meaning to corner time!

Anonymous said...

Please don't make me find & cut another hickory switch, sir; our last session wore me out!
Jean Marie

Anonymous said...

Ohhh, Treebeard, are all the Ents as good as you?

Anonymous said...

This National Geographic Special will focus on the habits & sex life of a sub-species of the American homo sapiens called "spankos." Notice how the female sleeps-in late into the day because she was up late receiving corporal punishment that they refer to as "fun." Similar to many baboon species, the female buttocks of spankos turn bright red at certain times throughout the year. When she is awake, you can hear her mating call echo through the forest, "Honey, I've been a bad girl again..."
Jean Marie

Kevlarbottom said...

Just hanging around!

A. Lurker said...

Could have been the whiskey
Might have been the gin
Could have been the 3 or 4 6 packs
I don't know . . .


ricky said...

The inspiration for Joyce Kilmer's, "Trees", perhaps?
A beautiful poem,
as is the yon Sleeping Beauty.

Bonnie said...

"When the fruit is ripe, it's time for harvest."

ricky said...

Is it just me, or does anyone else
see an evil grin in the tree trunk?
I know, I know, I should get out
more, (sigh) . . .

Anonymous said...

I left 2 captions midday on Thursday; could they be lost?
Jean Marie

WendelJones said...

Does this tree make my butt look fat?

Hermione said...

Jean Marie - Your comments always go to the Spam folder for some reason. That's why they don't show up on the blog right away.

Ami Starsong said...

"I will deal with the splinters later."


Baxter said...

I am just resting from the spanking and sex for a few minutes by hanging like a sloth. yes, I know I need to be spanked more and I want more spanking and orgasmic sex, but I just need to catch my breath.


Vfrat25000 said...

Scoutmaster, why is there a naked woman asleep on that tree branch?
OH MY!!!! JACKPOT!!!! Boys, see that cabin WAY on the other side of that mountain. You guys hike to that and I will meet you there later.
Scoutmaster, are you going to rescue her?
Yes, something like that!

Angelina Jolie starring in Kindergarten Cop 2

Oh my stars what is in that tree?
That is my wife Candy. She loves being out in nature. Wait; hold on a second that is Barbara her sister. My wife Candy is asleep in that tall Oak over there. All naked women hanging on a limb in a tree look alike to me.

How is the camping going Frank? Did your new wife Jayne get used to sleeping in the woods?
Yes, she is loving every minute of it. I don’t see her at the moment. She must have got up really early and went for a nice sunrise walk.

Following the extended filibuster, Senator Nancy Frankenbottom took a long overdue nap in the fresh air outside the US Capital Building.

Vfrat25000 said...

OK Vfrat25000 put on his glasses. He now understands the banana photo. Now he must hurry off. He is needed in surgery.

Simon said...

Altogether now
"If you go down to the woods today,
You're sure of a big surprise!
If you go down to the woods today.
Make sure that you open your eyes."

Mandy said...

Jason thought it was a urban legend that there was a naked woman on the trees. Now he realized she must waiting to get spanked.

Kaki said...

Look! It must have been raining naked ladies last night.