Sunday, July 6, 2014

Spanko Brunch 2.0 #27

Many of us take a special interest in numbers and counting. We recently discussed counting the number of swats in a spanking, so this week let's focus our attention on implements.

Look around your home and count the number of spanking implements that you own. That includes vanilla objects or pervertibles,  as well as spanking paddles, straps and so on, if the item is actually used for spanking. If you wish, you may also include a summary of the types of implements included in your count.

Leave your reply as a comment to this post, and I will publish the results in an upcoming post.

From Hermione's Heart

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

I prefer the hand, whether it hurts or not, because of the intimate feel. I like a hollow-core hair brush and a standard bath brush. I love the sensation of a good leather strap or a leather hand paddle.

Dan - A Disciplined Hubby said...

I may be missing one or more, but I think we have about 13, not counting "pervertables" such as hairbrushes: two fraternity-style wooden paddles, one lexan paddle, one thin "ruler" style paddle, one paddle brush, three bath brushes, one leather punishment strap, one rubber strap, one prison strap, one loopy johnny, and one or more canes.

Downunder Don said...

I am embarrassed to say that the number is up around the 50 mark. Various paddles, all hand made of wood, lexan or leather, floggers, brushes, belts, crops and canes.

Despite all this the favorite is still the ever reliable hand.

Respecting Mistress said...

Hmm, we have rather too many I fear. There are seven canes, two of them Dragon canes and two Delrin. All four (which come from Quality Control) are horrible - especially as Mistress likes to use them full force. We have three wooden paddles, two leather tawses, a loopy Johnny and a three tailed whip with thongs made from plastic tube (from Cane-iac). Out of them all, I have a love/hate/love relationship with the thin Dragon. The hate bit is when it's being used on my bottom. The love bit is the intoxicating fear before and the satisfaction of having taken it afterwards.

Bonnie said...

I don't think I can answer this question. We have at least twenty items that anyone would identify as bottom beating implements - paddles, straps, crops, and so forth.

Beyond that, it's open season for my husband. He'll pick up a slipper, bungee, piece of wood from the garage, wooden cribbage board, kitchen tool, or whatever. Next thing I know, I'm bent over and wondering why he is spanking me with that thing and how it can hurt so much.

Aimless Rambling said...

I think we have somewhere in the range of twenty or some, but like Bonnie, anything is possible.

ricky said...

What are you going to do, eh?
Have us all arrested?
Oh, excuse me, officer, I just wandered in here.

Basdew1922 said...

I own two objects: a hairbrush I bought myself, and a 50cm long ruler I got from my dad (I said him I need it to draw straight lines). Oh and I have an umbrella I bought many years ago, for spanking use.

Anonymous said...

We have all sorts of weapons, with several canes at the top of the scale, but I still prefer the hard male hand landing on the soft female bottom, and this is no easy option; a lengthy and vigorous hand spanking, can leave me howling and wriggling across his lap.

morningstar said...

I am not sure I can count that high... if W has a fetish it is for the next toy.... the new creation ...

We have 3 whips.... at least 4 paddles... at least 8 floggers, numerous knives, (oh wait you said spanking implement so ignore the knives - though W has been known to whack me with them ) we have 2 canes, 4 crops, about 5 different leather straps...... le sigh.... and a kitchen drawer full of implements just for his pleasure (cooking??? you use THIS for cooking?!!)

Just managed to talk him out of purchasing a new flogger made from (of all things) seat belt material - out of the back of a car - I argued the legalities of buying anything out of the back of a car - even a car of someone we know - and won!!

But like I said more toys than I can count........ it's his fetish not mine... I HATE toys (nodding nodding - yup yup that's my story and I'm sticking to it!!)

Baxter said...

as a confirmed spanko, there are many tools around the house that could be pressed into service. In the kitchen, we have four spatulas, one of which has been used effectively by my wife. in my model railroad room, there are dowels and strips of wood and a wire brush. One of the dowels was used by my wife one day and my butt was sore for a while. in her workshop, there are some wool combs that are laminated paddles that do a good job when my wife deals with me. of course in the bedroom, there is a paddle, wooden spoon and a couple of leather belts, all of which have seen a lot of use. I think a spanko can see the potential use of almost anything as a spanking tool.
Baxter

ronnie said...

We have about 50 not counting P's hands:)

Love,
Ronnie
xx

stay at home mom said...

I don't think that we have ever counted, but it should be about 20+ implements. Several canes, crops, paddles, hairbrushes, wooden spoons, a belt and probably some which I forgot about.

Unknown said...

Not fair for me to comment I suppose. I have a dungeon upstairs and downstairs and lots of play parties in my house. Do 100 or probably more toys. And rope and clamps and stocks and soanking bench and fisting sling and tit bar. But in our bedroom hangs the fearsome wooden paddle. Belt. Cane. Quirt and nipple clamps. The mean kinds of day to day toys.