Thursday, July 24, 2014

Complete the Caption

A woman watches intently, taking no notice of he men behind her. What is she looking at that makes her oblivious to those around her? What are the men discussing?

It's up to you. Complete the caption by leaving a comment and I will publish your suspicions in an upcoming post.

From Hermione's Heart


sixofthebest said...

"I would love to pull down her bloomers, and spank her" said one of the men, to the other.

Katie said...

She had them fooled. She knew that they were talking about her, and cleverly ignored them. Of course, her mind was really on her burning bottom. Oh she had been a naughty one last night! As always, love of her life did something about it.

Thanks Hermione! :) Many hugs,

<3 Katie

Unknown said...

"You need to spank her," said the older, more experienced captain. "It is the only way to keep your wife's mind on you while we are whaling."

Minielle Labraun said...

"You say she is giving you the silent treatment? Spank her, that will end the snotty attitude!"

ronnie said...

oh if only I was 30 years younger said the older man to the other.


Aimless Rambling said...

"Of course, you should spank her. Look how she's ignoring you."

Simon said...

"She's not going to be happy when she uses those trick binoculars and has two black eyes".

ricky said...

She: My boyfriend's back and you're going to be in trouble!

js666 said...

There goes my daughter, spying on the neighbors again. I have no idea how to stop her. I'm at my wits' end. Do you have any suggestions?

WendelJones said...

Give it up Captain Ahab. Ya got a better chance of catching that whale. Even the winds of a hurricane ain’t gonna blow that skirt up.

Anonymous said...

She peered through the crowded street, looking for her naughty husband. Unbeknownst to her, the old man was really her husband!

A. Lurker said...

Soon they would all set sail with Captain Morgan . . .

. . . but they would never leave dry land!


Vfrat25000 said...

Should I go with the “I saved the entire crew during a hurricane” story or the “I repelled a band of pirates armed with nothing but a club and a knife?”
You and I both know we get seasick standing on a floating dock. I think the hurricane story will win her over!

The Lady: This is ridiculous. Its 90 degrees, 95% humidity and no breeze and I’m strolling around this fricken dock dressed like Mary Poppins. I call BS. I’m inventing the bikini!

It’s July 2014 and we are in the Hamptons. Why are the three of us dressed like its 1900?
Danged if I know!

That’s Captain Bligh’s daughter. Do you think he’s forgotten about that whole “Mutiny on the Bounty” thing?
I hear he is still really pissed off!
Figures….Oh well…Let’s go to One Arm Mike’s Bar and see if any morally casual ladies have gathered.

We have been at sea so danged long. Please tell me that is a real woman. If it’s not I’m in big trouble.
Captain that is a REAL 100% Woman
Sailor let me introduce you to my next Ex Wife!

WOW! What a lady!
She is the Captain of that gosh awful pink racing yacht with all girl crew, “The Easter Bonnet” I hear that lady runs a tight ship. Any of her crew gets out of line and they eat standing up for a couple of days.
Really…No kidding….I think I’ll join that crew. I need to shave my legs. Where did I put that long red hair wig? I think I will go with those Capri pants. I have so many things to do before we sail.
Jim, I’ll leave you and your feminine side alone now and I am going to go watch some Pay per View Porn, get commode hugging drunk and wake up in an alley someplace. Hopefully I will no longer have a mental image of you on that pink boat wearing a pair of Capri’s.