Thursday, January 22, 2015

Complete the Caption

Some methods of travel are more exciting than others. What's in store for this traveller?

Complete the caption by leaving a comment, and I will publish your itineraries in a future post.

Bon voyage!

From Hermione's Heart


Dr. Ken said...

"Omigawd! I've been Photoshopped!"

Anonymous said...

I've never been spanked on a plane yet.....Lets hurry and board.

Aimless Rambling said...

Giving new meaning to being "up in the air"

A. Lurker said...

Taking "grounded" to a whole new level

sixofthebest said...

"I could Flay, this female Talegate all day, that's my say"

Anonymous said...

ronjon said
could you bend over and help that passenger across the isle?

Baxter said...

It almost looks like a stewardess in the new uniform of the airline.

Woman: They told me the new uniform is like our airline, open the two doors and all the pleasure you want is right there. But my butt is chilly. Geee.


WendelJones said...

Surprisingly the Boeing Triple Spanking never caught on.

ronnie said...

Up, Up and Away.


SweetPea said...

*Sigh* I totally left my riding crop on that plane.

Unknown said...

Nice tail end

Anonymous said...

Not a traveller, a stewardess, I think, and she's forgotten to bring her skirt, and now waiting for a spanking from the Captain, or perhaps the passengers could take it in turn ?

Enzo said...

Wish I was better at these captions; here's my attempt:

"If you lean forward Miss and take a closer look, you can see the tail-hook on the bottom of the plane.

Allow me to demonstrate how it works.

Much like hooking onto your g-string panties like this; pulling up and back keeps the target, be it the plane or your bottom, in target and in control."

Vfrat25000 said...

Captain Kirk...Those are the old airplanes from Earth…The Starship Enterprise is over here. By the way Captain let me guess: Liza Minnelli Karaoke Contest last night at the Commander’s Club?

Who’s the half dressed flight attendant looking at the airplanes?
Her name is Carol. She is the Senior Flight Attendant on that new all adult airline: Get Lucky Air. Everybody in First Class gets to join the Mile High Club. The coach cabin gets to watch it on Hi-Def TV

I’m sorry Miss, this is a secure area no trespassing…Excuse me, I mean Sir!

For crying out loud, first they start storing old retired airplanes in our neighborhood and now they are starting to store old retired Strippers there too.

See that woman over there.
Yes, the one in the rather skimpy stewardess outfit.
Yes…senior flight attendant on Air Force One during the Clinton Era.