Saturday, December 10, 2011

Complete the Caption

It's a cloudy day in the neighbourhood and strange things are happening.

Complete the caption if you dare, by leaving a comment, and I will publish your offerings in the next post. Good luck!

From Hermione's Heart


david said...

davetouchintoes, Suddenly all my prayers were answered girls started falling out of the sky!david many thanks hermiones

sixofthebest said...

"Tis the season to be Jolly, Hermione". So BOTTOM'S UP. To you and your family.

Anonymous said...

From Jackie
"Oh My Gosh!!! Falling girls, butt first!!!"
Thats what I think the two boys below said.

Anonymous said...

Womanna from heaven?


Anonymous said...

The cheerleader sorority, Kappa Beta Coitus, was reprimanded for excessive hazing when their pledges were thrown out of a low flying airplane sans parachute in the "Catch a Cheerleader" portion of the initiation. No falling cheerleaders were harmed during this stunt until the paddling portion of the initiation began later that evening.

Tim the Tum said...

After the group spanking their bottoms were so hot that literally pushed them up into the air!

Bonnie said...

"If your paddle swats knock a girl twenty feet in the air, you're hitting too hard."

ronnie said...

Women falling out of the sky - the men couldn't believe their luck.

The new custom of choosing a wife was quickly catching on.


A. Lurker said...

(Cue music):

1. (to the tune of "Catch a Falling Star") Catch a falling girl and put her over your lap.

2. (to the tune of "Pants on the Ground") Bums in the air: Bums in the air: Can't get a smack; When your bum's in the air!

A. Lurker said...

@ Bonnie,
Maybe they were using the MOAP?


Everybody sing - "It's raining women, hallelujah. it's raining women."


vfrat25000 said...

The boys at the University of Arkansas tested the hypothesis: “If you love her let her free…If she loves you she will return”

The Goodyear people decided that the BLIMP flying over the stadium was getting boring so they added a new twist this year “The halftime cheerleader drop-If you can catch her you can keep her.”

It was quite a site at the Homecoming Game this afternoon when an overinflated mascot exploded launching a bevy of cheerleaders into the wild blue yonder. Fortunately the football players managed to catch them on their return trip to Earth which happen to be the only thing the players caught all day, losing the game 26-0

Tryouts for the next Super-Woman Movie proved to be a bit more challenging than first thought. “We could get them in the air but none of them seemed able to stay up very long”

The Viagra Commercial that didn’t make it to the Super Bowl: “Boys if you want to rise up like these cheerleaders, talk to your doctor about VIAGRA”

Bambi, the Head Cheerleader’s idea to enter the Stadium on Hang Gliders proved riskier than planned when a sudden thunderstorm passed near the stadium

Dave Wolfe said...

"You're right, Ted, this beats Cats and Dogs all ta hell!!"

Kingspan said...

The announcement that flashing your panties would henceforth be considered a spanking offense inspired a few women to break the rule in a spectacular way.