Saturday, December 31, 2011

Complete the New Year's Caption

This couple is all set to enjoy a New Year's Eve party, but something went wrong. The festivities will have to wait until after the 'fireworks' are over.

Complete the caption by leaving a comment, and I'll publish your suggestions in the next post.

From Hermione's Heart


Spanky said...

"On the butt Harold, not my back!"

Michael said...

"Dammit, Harold, if you're going to spank me at least use the proper hand."

* I think "Harold" fits this chap so I used the moniker Spanky dubbed him with. Thanks!

Bonnie said...

"Poor Harold, it seems, was directionally challenged."

Unknown said...

just another visual reason why you should neither drink and drive, nor drink and spank... you become directionally challenged. Drive safely...spank often

Anonymous said...

Happy Knee Year!


Hapy Kneew Year!

ronnie said...

Harold you don't have to wait until you hear the the first stroke of midnight. Spank me now.

Enjoy the evening Hermione.


Autumn said...

Unfortunately Annie's New Years Resolution to "give up spankings" did not sit well with Herold... unfortunately Annie didn't "sit well" for the rest of the evening.

Hehe, I always try to jump in on these and somehow only find them once they're completed! Maybe "completing the caption" can be one of my 2012 resolutions?? (=


sixofthebest said...

Hermione, says to her ever loving husband. "I always knew 'a good spanking, was the 'stairway', to 'heaven'.

Sweetpea said...

Harold became confused when Mavis told him she was tired of being the top and wanted to switch.

vfrat25000 said...

Once across Slim Whitmeyer’s knee, Pauline Goodbottom quickly realized Slim desperately needed glasses

Instead of the tradition of Carrying the Bride over the Threshold, Dexter Abernathy Rothschild invented what was known as “Laying the Bride over the Stairs”

Horace Bond, the evil banker found something he liked a whole better than repossessing property

Bighampton Boardman and Penny Monroe Star in the Golden Era Cinema Hit “The Silent Spanking”

I know he has greasy hair, a dorky looking moustache and he can’t spank worth a hoot but he owns 51% of a little company called Standard Oil

ricky said...

He said: Work, work, work!
She said: Tell me about it!

Anonymous said...

Something doesn't seem right here ...... Let see the left hand on the Bottom and the right hand holding her down ..... Or maybe it is the right hand on the bottom and the left hand holding her down...... Blast it I can't remember, I really wish I had written down those instructions.

Spankedhortic said...

Her New years resolution was to teach him to spank left handed.

Happy New Year.


Anonymous said...

Just wanted to wish you a wonderful New Year, Hermione. I love your blog and all the cute little things you find. Thanks for the giggles!

Fondly. Skyv

Jackie said...

Lady- We dont have time for this, we have to go see the fireworks.
Man- Dont you get it? These are the fireworks. They sound alot like smacks.

jill said...

You have been extremely influential in helping me challenge the stereotypes that come up in my own life