A sunny afternoon at the pool, but these two aren't dressed for swimming. What happened to provoke this confrontation at the diving board? What do you think is in store for her? Or for him?
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He: Come down from there!
She: No!
He: Why?
She: Because.
He: Because why?
She: Well, if you don't know, I'm
certainly not going to tell
you!
If you don't want your bottom spanked, you'd better come down right this minute young lady.
Love,
Ronnie
xx
"Come on down, Honey. It's time for that knicker's down good spanking I promised you, on that voluptous bare bottom of your's".
Cary Grant and Katherine Hepburn. Great picture.
"Enjoy sitting now because when you get down from there you won't be sitting for a while."
She: "But if I do that back flip tuck I am going to smack my butt and it's going to hurt."
He: "If you don't do that back flip tuck I'm going to smack your butt and it's going to hurt a lot more!"
She says "Is that a paddle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me"
Prefectdt
"I don't care what the neighbors think young lady. We will work these problems out over my knee. Come down here this instant."
Charles
"When I said we would resolve this issue with the board, this wasn't what I had in mind."
Cary Saying: A Penny For them.
Katherine Saying: I am wondering what another type of board is going to feel like on my bare behind.
"When I said I wanted you on top, that's not what I meant!"
Him: My mother said you were strange
Her: Your mother is a nosy old battle-axe
Him: She may be but at least she never pouted off and spent the afternoon in the hot sun sitting on a diving board.
Honest Dear…I thought you read the whole script to Kiss Me Kate. Yes, you get spanked on stage but I promise it won’t be that bad!
Will you please get down; it’s hotter than heck out here, neither you nor I have on our swimsuits and if you haven’t noticed already, there is NO water in the pool
WOW, what a cheap drunk….Two small glasses of wine and she thinks she’s Esther Williams
A short lecture from him. A) the game is called 'king of the castle', not 'queen of the castle'. B) that's a diving board. If we must play this game, at least have the decency to use a treehouse or play fort! C) when I said 'board to the behind' this is NOT what I meant! and D) ditch the snooty attitude or I'll end up taking a wholly different board, preferably with holes in it, to yourright honourable spoiled backside!
Her reply: A) That was before feminism, dingbat. B) I'm higher than you, and that's the objective of the game. C) I know. Frankly, I find this version preferable. D) shut up, and find a new hobby, git!
Innocent bystander who wasn't in picture(possibly because picture's been cropped or similar) *Blinks, stares at coke can* What are they putting IN this stuff? Its making me hear things. Although I wouldn't say no to that paddling, if it's still on offer.
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