"Do you call that clean" said I. As I took my window of opportunity, and bent her over the hood of my car, pulled off her slacks, and knickers, to bare her bottom, and proceeded to spank that naked rear end of hers with pleasureable gusto.
Horace had meant it this time when he said "Don't make me pull this car over!", but now how to deal with the fact that all he could find was his "micro switch"
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Man says:
"How did you ever manage to put on those pants or is it just spray paint?"
"Do you call that clean" said I. As I took my window of opportunity, and bent her over the hood of my car, pulled off her slacks, and knickers, to bare her bottom, and proceeded to spank that naked rear end of hers with pleasureable gusto.
That bottom is just begging for a spanking and I would love to take advantage of her position.
Wow is that spankable. I'm terrible at captions, can't concentrate. What on earth do those "pants" look like from the front?
OH... just one smack, that's all. Just one. :)
Sorry about posting so many captions but this photo just screamed for extras LOL
I wonder if Miss Yellow Pants would want to earn a new Porsche.
The guys with the hot sports cars always get the best looking ladies.
WOW! It would take a place setting for eight to spank that bottom. The old single wooden spoon wouldn’t come close.
I bet if I didn’t have to open my car door with a screwdriver she would have a drink with me. Darn the luck!
LOOK at THAT!..........................Gas is almost $4.00 a gallon
Indescribably tight pants during the week…Sings with the choir on Sunday…That is my dream woman.
If I spank that without permission it will get me a few days in the slammer. Oh well…I can use the rest…!
Hey darling…nice pants………………………What did you say FOOL! Ohhhh Craaaap! Sorry Man! I am really sorry!
The yellow sign says, "Dangerous Curves Ahead."
The guy is thinking:- I used to have a canary that colour.
prefectdt
(Noting the pen in his hand) "Where do you want me to sign?"
"Oh what I'd give to spank that bottom."
Love,
Ronnie
xx
Maria decided to leave the mustard factory for a job washing cars, it was playing havoc with her complexion.
Horace had meant it this time when he said "Don't make me pull this car over!", but now how to deal with the fact that all he could find was his "micro switch"
excuse me maam ....im an off duty police officer and pan-handling is illegal around here.
oh im so sorry please dont arrest me.
well since im off duty we can go in that parking garage over there and i'll turn you over my knee for a good spanking young lady.
ummm can i keep my pants on ....they are really hard to get back on once i take them down?
Jaundice: sometimes it's pretty.
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