Sunday, September 30, 2012

You Completed the Caption

Although this photo was supposedly from the Fifties, as Bonnie has pointed out below it was probably taken later. But it's still fun to come up with a caption.

Simon: Her attempt to get a raise was ended when her boss spotted the tea trolley in the distance.

GaryNTboy: Honestly Miss Bridges, If you're that scared of mice you really should see someone. Now get over my knee!!

Our Bottoms Burn: How did you get that picture? That's Bacall taking dictation.

Mick: Excuse me, sir, but here are the briefs you asked for.

Ms. Betty: Damn it, Thomson! How many times do I have to tell you to knock before coming into my office?

Sunnygirl: Well, do I get the job or not?

Ricky: Please, sweetheart, not now, I'm trying to think.

Lill Ian: Since the downturn in the economy the mandatory cutbacks in the office have gone a little overboard.

Minelle Labraun: Okay now turn around and then model the next one.

Bonnie: "Now that I have your attention..."

BTW, despite the retro stockings, I doubt this photo is from the fifties. Look at wide lapels on his jacket, the wide tie, and his longer hairstyle. Add to that her lacy bikini and the glossy desk phone. I'd place it between '68 and '72.

Six of the best: The Boss says, "Looking like that, you either want six inches of dynamite in my pants pocket, or six of the best with my cane."

Ronnie: Miss Symonds was determined to get his attention one way or another.

Prefectdt: No Miss Jones, that's not what I meant when I said "I would like some buns with my coffee".

Kiki: Despite Hermione's last ditch effort to get Mr. Bossman to notice her, it was the cute, new guy from the mailroom named Ron that really got his attention.

Vfrat25000: I really hate it when Mom gets into the liquor cabinet when Dad’s not home.

Hello Dear. Let me guess. I’ve been working late too many nights and you feel like you’ve been ignored.

This new medicine is bizarre. I am imagining a lady in panties and nylons standing on my desk. I have GOT get to more of this stuff.

Jayne…Are you crazy? This is an office not a party house. We have a very strict dress code. Put your glasses back on!

I knew my evil sister is trying to take over the company. I will bet my retirement nest egg this picture ends up on the cover of the annual stock report.

I don’t know? I am not a 100% sure this is the right advertising campaign for our new product Viagra. Oh well lets run with it!

Lilmisses: In his best Rod Serling impression, Jerry announces, "Candy thought this was just another night pole dancing for what tips she could get so she could pay her gambling debt. But little did she know she was about to enter The Spanking Zone!" Dun dun duuuuuuunnnnn

Ana: No, James, I will *not* get down from your desk unless you vote for women's suffrage. No, I don't care if I am distracting you.

(so US suffrage was in the 20s...oh well)

Smuccatelli: "No Miss Sutherland, this is NOT what I meant by 'casual Friday'..."

Hermione: Miss Jones, this will not improve the score on your annual performance review.

I hope everyone has had a pleasant weekend, and look forward to seeing you all here again next week.

From Hermione's Heart

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