Saturday, March 2, 2013

Complete the Caption

Now that's something you don't see every day. At least not where I live. But then, Canadians are pretty conservative.

The sky's the limit. Let your imagination run wild as you complete the caption. Leave me yours in a comment, and I will publish your ideas and speculations in the next post.

From Hermione's Heart

21 comments:

Simon said...

"When I said, wear some protection, that wasn't exactly what I had in mind"

ricky said...

Oh, Tinny, my heart is yours forever!

sixofthebest said...

"I said I need a can opener, not a tan over my knees".

Anonymous said...

Early prototype for the Hitachi Magic Wand.

Anonymous said...

you can be so cold at times...

Anonymous said...

Ian:

There are some troubling side effects to Viagra abuse.

ronnie said...

Tin man knew he shouldn't have strayed off the Yellow Brick Road. Groan, bad I know but couldn't think of anything else.

Love,
Ronnie
xx

Aimless Rambling said...

He couldn't wait to get to the heart of the matter.

Kingspan said...

Remember, the safeword is "Klaatu barada nikto."

Bonnie said...

"Magneto said he kept his bucket list in his head."

Unknown said...

When that moment of bliss washed over her Dorothy knew she wasn't in Kansas anymore.

SirQsmlb said...

Oh dear, I knew you were rusty, but I didn't think it would fall off!!

SPANKEDHORTIC II said...

She says "Now that's my idea of a whole can of whup ass.".

Prefectdt

Anonymous said...

Alien robot: "Take me to your leader."

Naked woman: "Nuh uh, big boy. First I'm taking you to my bedroom. You're packin' iron."

Unknown said...

Dorothy hoped to make the tin man "loosen up"

WendelJones said...

My turn next on the spanking machine.

Lea said...

Al took the jokes of being a Robotop for his unstoppable arm quite literally at the next party.

1ManView said...

Yea, after you spank me really hard, I'm finally going to get some real hard as steel between my legs...

bob said...

I 'll rub yours if you will rub mine

Bob

vfrat25000 said...

Somebody go get Petunia off the Tin Man and have her get dressed. We are going to get kicked out of the Wizard of Oz Museum.

Herman, I don’t think you love me anymore. You feel cold as steel.
Put your glasses on Betty. I am over here. You are fondling the neighbor’s Halloween decoration

A great idea for costume party George, I am freezing my butt off as Lady Godiva and you are about to have a heat stroke as the Tin Man. Next year back to Little Bo Peep and Superman
Helen quit nagging and help me get these steel pants off I have to go pee.

Mable, I think you might be right. The Reverend Fortner and his Secretary might not be just talking church business.

Ami Starsong said...

Tinman remarked to Dorothy "Bring the oil can, or you'll get a rusty screw!"

(Starman's comment!)

PS He loves your 'Complete the Caption' every weekend!