Friday, August 8, 2014

Friday FAIL

Spankings are the order of the day for all the naughty people who were responsible for the following pictures.

What a waste of two perfectly good buns

Liar, liar, pants on fire

I hope your lady friend took a trip over your knee for that mistake

"Worth the burning sensation" - truer words were never spoken

This must be a tip from one of the unsuccessful competitors on Hell's Kitchen

Can't you read the instructions?

Don't go yet. You still have time to Complete the Caption.
From Hermione's Heart


Ni Na said...

Hi Hermione, I don't think I ever want to see the result of tossing a bag of spiders at a ceiling fan!

Great fails, thank you!



ronnie said...


The potato one really made me laugh. We had a new commis chef who did that once.


ronnie said...


Sorry I forgot to say thanks.


Hermione said...

Nina - I wouldn't want to be anywhere nearby when that happened!

Ronnie - Really? How dumb is that!


Leigh Smith said...

All were funny, so they are not fails in that respect.

Dragon's Rose said...

Spiders? Yikes!!! I'll pass. Thanks for the creepy crawly skin. Sheesh

Hermione said...

Leigh - I'm glad they were WINs in your book!

Rose - I hate spiders with a passion, so I'm right behind you.


sub hub in phx said...

The potato peeling picture was awesome. Happy Friday Hermoine!

Erica said...

OK, the tossing one made me laugh out loud. That looks like something I'd do. :-D

Han van Meegeren said...

How stupid can you be: do not toss. If ever I saw an open invitation...

Thanks for sharing, good weekend,

abby said...

Except for the spider one they all gave me a chuckle..the spider one..YUCKY!
hugs abby

Enzo said...

Loved the half the potatoes one. I knew a young lady who would have done that. Unbelievable.

Thanks for the laughs.

Red said...

love the marshmallows
bottoms up

Kevlarbottom said...

Thanks for the laughs! Except the spide one. That one freaked me out as I hate spiders!

Cat said...

LOL Hermione...I agree, all fails! Oh the pretzel one...looks like that is Subway and they have that darn pretzel warmer thing but they are all fake...have no clue why they still have them in their shops since they no longer sell pretzels. I have to believe that the bag of spiders was some kind of translation error. ;)

Hugs and Blessings...

Roz said...

Great fails Hermoine, love the slippers and marshmallows. Eek at the spiders!


Hermione said...

sub hub - I thought it was cute too!

Erica - You would do that? Naughty girl!

Han - You have a good weekend too!

Abby - Too yucky to think about :)

Enzo - It seems to be true, though.

Red - I liked that one too.

Kevlarbottom - I hate them too.

Cat - I didn't know Subway ever sold them. Too bad I missed them.

I never thought about a translation problem. Arachnids instead of arachids?

Roz - I'm sorry I included the spider one now. I hope it didn't give anyone nightmares.


Chickadee c said...

Loved the LOAFers ;-) and the rest too!