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It's the silly season, and your captions prove it!


Simon: Few people realise that the brolly-cycle joust is the traditional method for picking the Mayor of London.

Six of the Best: "Touche, on your Tush," said the handsome knight to the beautiful lady on their bikes.

Bonnie: Barrister Quidditch just never caught on.

Bobbie Jo: The Gentleman's Jousting Club of London held an impromptu joust to settle a business argument. The looser was pummeled with umbrellas to completely settle the matter. He later complained of having difficulty working at his desk.

Brat: Meanwhile, Hagrid cannot find his umbrella....

Han: One more time folks, so we know you've got it right, sing along:
"It's raining men, Hallelujah!"

Leigh: Am I awful, I automatically thought I hope it wasn't up your tush.

js666: Wait a minute, I never insulted you! I thought you insulted me! Why, that little minx! However shall we deal with her?

Minelle: Let's trade!!! Mine is closed!

Ronnie: The Gentlemen's Club had a new initiation ritual for its membership.

Ricky: Closed umbrella bicycle jousting.
No rain checks, please.
You had to be there.

Hermione: The Ministry of Silly Walks announces their latest department: Maniacal Cyclists Assistance Services.


Well, that was refreshing! For something completely different, please stay for brunch, coming up next.