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Thursday, September 4, 2014
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"Headmaster, how dare you suggest that you wish to take my knickers down, and be caned on my bare bottom. After serving this school loyally for 30 years. How dare you".
:D Headmaster, why did it take you 30 years to take my knickers down to cane me on my bare bottom.
Have I not served this school loyally for 30 years and brought a new ruler to you every week as a clue?!
(sixofthebest's idea was such a good template for more that I couldn't resist!)
hugs
Nina
I think someone used the ugly stick on her.
Hold out your hand, palm upwards. You're getting six on each. If at any point you withdraw your hand, the penalty will be a severe bare bottom strapping followed by a repeat of the palm punishment, starting from the beginning.
Simon was finding this years Parent Teachers Meeting more exciting than previous years, for some reason.
Yes it is a long ruler and yes I am going to use it, now bend Smith.
Love,
Ronnie
xx
I just sat in something squishy…Heads will roll!
This is the Physics 503: Maximizing the Amount of Beer Stored in a 20 Gallon Tote Chest. This class was especially designed for our seniors in the Football and Basketball Program. I was assigned this class after a few too many Tequila Shooters and a rousing game of Strip Badminton with the Dean of Education. What did you expect, a Victoria Secret Model?
This is a sex education class, who wrote all that math crap on the board?
First Lesson for my class!
1) Green Ruler=Red Ass
Remember that!
I haven’t had a date in 10 years, I haven’t had sex in 20 years, and I would love to be spanked but fat chance of that. I hate kids. I hate modern education, I have both hemorrhoids and a hangover and I especially hate those energetic, overachieving little snots that ask so many questions. NOW...WELCOME to MY CLASS!
You say 30 centimetres, I say a foot, when it lands on your butt, it won't make any difference.
To Ni Na. Thank you for your complement you bestowed upon me, on Hermione's caption. Thank you.
Class, you’ve seen the equations for a proper spanking. Now let’s test the theory.
And (maybe this so sad) this picture proves the point that I find any women who is holding a spanking implement sexy.
"You will pay mightily for this. Now bend over!"
"..and then, after they beamed me aboard their spaceship, they probed me with something about this color, and it was about soooo long...."
Yes ma'am, I finally got it:
E=mc2
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