Wednesday, September 24, 2014

The latest in spanking fun

The fall catalogue from Hammacher Schlemmer arrived in the mail yesterday, and I just have to share two of their latest gadgets. In case you aren't familiar with the company, it stocks wildly original and unusual marchandise, and I've previously found various items that could be put to good use in a household where spankings happen.

The Posture Improving Saddle Seat
Its gentle forward slope shifts the pelvis forward and raises the buttocks above the knees, resulting in semi-standing posture that discourages slouching... The sides of the seat are also sloped, spreading the knees apart and keeping the pelvis upright...

Wouldn't that be a lovely seat for someone to be made to sit on, to receive a sound paddling. The only drawback would be the wheels. I can just imagine sitting on this saddle, when the force of a good hard spank from Ron's hand sends me whizzing across the room! Maybe it comes with brakes.

The Seated Backyard Zipline Kit

The attached seat reduces stress on arms and allows ziplining at lower heights since riders do not hang as close to the ground. A galvanized steel cable wraps around two trees at an incline and riders zip from one end to the other while holding the pulley with a bungee braking system that slows or stops the zipline... it enables riders to swoop up to 90'. The rope length and seat height adjust easily to accommodate zipliners of all heights. Supports up to 250 lbs.

The picture shows a child enjoying a ride, but since it supports up to 250 lbs, adults would also be able to zip along. Wouldn't that be a sight for the neighbours? The spankee seated on the plastic seat, being propelled across the yard by a spanker wielding a strap or paddle? It would be an exciting addition to the next backyard cookout or spanking party.

From Hermione's Heart


Anonymous said...

Hermione you have a wild imagination I love it LOL.

Roz said...

LoL Hermoine, oh the possibilities :)


Our Bottoms Burn said...

I would need to see you on the chair to determine if the exposure would be correct. And do invite us when you get the zipline installed.

Hermione said...

Arched one - It's fun to speculate!

Roz - Endless, aren't they!

Bogey - I'll let you know right away :)


abby said...

That stool is intriguing, i am sure Master could adapt and do away with the wheels....the zip line would be just plain fun!
hugs abby

ronnie said...


I love the way you think. The chair would be good idea if you could get rid of the wheels.


Lea said...

That seat reminds me of the dentist and the chairs the doctors use there!

sixofthebest said...

Hermione, on another subject matter. Today Sept 24th 2014. I met Laureen Harper, the Prime Minister of Canada's wife. She came to the senior center, that I belong to here in New York, to do some charitable work for a group called 'Habitat'. I had a very pleasant chat with her. Yes, I know she is also controversial.

Ni Na said...

This chair is cool, but you might have to bend wide forward to have the lower bottom spanked.

I'd love to do the zip line!



Ami Starsong said...

In both these cases I could imagine Dan galloping after me as I moved forwards at 90mph after each spank! LOL!


Cat said...

I can just see flying across the room or the yard with one smack! Thanks Hermione. ;)

Hugs and Blessings...

Baxter said...

it takes a spanko to see the usefullness of any type of chair or implement or anything that could be used somehow in spanking. I have seen ottomans that could be pressed well into service.

Hermione said...

Abby - I'll bet the wheels wouldn't stand in his way.

Ronnie - Maybe they are removable.

Lea - I hadn't thought of that, but you're right.

Six - How very thrilling!

Nina - Yes, you would have to adjust your position.

Ami - LOL! He'd get his exercise that day!

Cat - It would reduce the number of spanks dramatically.

Baxter - My spanko senses always tingle when a new catalogue arrives :)