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This fair maid's beauty has been captured in sand, and your captions pay tribute to both the artist and the subject:


DelFonte: Warning: spanking butt will cause marks!

Smuccatelli: I don't know if the artist(s) had spanking in mind, but this is a work of art, for real. Unfortunately, sand castles (or sculptures) aren't very permanent.

Six of the best: The sculptor of this beauty would caption it as "A lass with a spanked ass".

Leigh: What a work of art. Some of the sand sculptures I've seen are amazing.

"Follow me into my world," she beckons.

Ronnie: This is what the women of his dreams would look like.

Gorgeous sculpture.

Katie: The artist decided to create his sculpture with sand, in an attempt to curb his spanking activities.

BEAUTIFUL sculpture. Some people are sooo talented.

Simon: It is pretty wonderful isn't it, I wish I had that or indeed any artistic ability. Any way here's a caption.
"Kevin's parents had been expecting the usual poorly executed castle when they had arrived at the beach but now they were both proud and slightly concerned".

Ricky: No, Slinky, I'm still mad at you.

Blondie: The sand castle is too beautiful to think of anything. But she could be waiting for her master, the man she loved, who was coming to spank her lovely butt.

Minelle: 'I am waiting.' This said as she taps her foot impatiently. I think her bottom may be in for it!

Michael: Callipygia - goddess of spanking.

The bottom that launched a thousand ships, and also a thousand butt slaps.

Sir Wendel: Nice Ass!

Vfrat25000: Isn’t that a gorgeous sand sculpture?
Yes it’s beautiful but keep your brother Buford away from here.
Why?
After a couple of beers I shudder to think what he might do to that naked sand lady!
Good point!

Mike built a wonderful sand sculpture didn’t he?
Yes he did. I wish he hadn’t used Ms. Johnson the school principal as his model! He should get out of detention by age 21.

Mr. Wilson is missing two tons of sand he had delivered for his garden. Has anybody seen it?
Nope...Not me..!
Me neither!

Great sculpture but we have a problem!
What?
It seems the Sheriff’s Office Beach Patrol vehicle didn’t see the rather sizable hole he dug to get all that sand.

This is the first time a pile of sand has made me horny!

Bonnie: "You can call me Sandy"

Hermione: Her spankable bottom was safe if the tide came in before he returned with the paddle.


Be sure to stay for brunch, coming up next.