Wednesday, October 14, 2015

Slap On, Slap Off

Does anyone remember the Clapper? It was a device popular in the 80s, used to turn lights on and off remotely.

It was used in the movie "The Burglars" with Omar Sharif and Diane Cannon in 1973. At approximately the 1 hour 33 minute mark — in case you are interested in checking it out — Diane Cannon's lover slaps her and the lights are now "slap on" and "slap off."

Now there's a butt lamp that you actually need to slap in order to turn it on and off.

It comes packaged like this, but give it a slap and it comes to life.

Designed by Joseph Begley, it can be set to display one of ten different colours (I'd choose red). 

It's handy for when there aren't any real bottoms around to be slapped and you get the urge.

It would be a real joy to have one of these in every room in the house.

Slap on! Slap off! Repeat.

From Hermione's Heart


Roz said...

Hi Hermoine, I do remember the clapper and love the butt lamp! Would definitely be fun to have a few of these :)


Lindy Thomas said...

Hi Hermione, I saw the butt lamp on face book and sent it to Bear who made the comment he prefers to spank the real thing. Of course our children saw that. Oops! would be fun to have one.
Hugs Lindy

abby said...

LOL...Just yesterday, Master said to me...good thing we don't have one of those clapper lamps...we would have driven it crazy today....He will get a real kick out of this...thanks.
hugs abby

Aimless Rambling said...

Wow, I might have to order one of these, it would be infinitely better than having to ask. Just turn on the lamp to the desired color. Thanks

Katie said...

LOL Hermione! :) I remember the commercial for the Clapper back in the day! The butt lamp is hilarious. Abby's comment above with what her Master said had me LOLing. And Sunny has a great idea regarding how to use the lamp! LOL! Thanks for sharing Hermione! Many hugs,

<3 Katie

Unknown said...

Hi Hermione, I know something like the clapper from tv. Would be fun to have during a spanking. :) Not sure where I'd put the bottom lamp, though. Thank you for sharing.



Unknown said...

And for certain clubs, rather than having a red light lit, they'd turn on the red butt light.

Cat said...

Thanks for sharing Hermione...these are fun aren't they. The only thing about having the lamp set to red is that P might decide to spank your bum until it is the same shade. ;)

Hugs and blessings...Cat

Baxter said...

OMG, the clap on clap off light. Oh I remember them, but never got one. I always thought those commercials were so stupid. But it was a good idea.


WendelJones said...

The room becomes a discotheque during a spanking with the clapper. Love the green butt light.

Hermione said...

It's amazing, isn't it? I think I'll put it on my Christmas list. Who knows? If I'm extra good (or extra naughty) I might find one under the tree.


Anonymous said...

Do I remember the Clapper??????? Heck, yeah!

I loved the idea of spanking my girlfriends but NEVER did it because I was afraid they would think I was a sadist deserving of prison. In my mid-20's I dated a wonderful woman who used a Clapper to trick me into spanking her!! Once I had her otk and saw she was sexually turned on by spanking, I picked up the pace and got her bottom a bright pink before she jumped up in near orgasm and "had her way with me".

After, I told her she really liked to be spanked and she told me the reason she had to trick me was she thought if I knew she liked to be spanked I would think her weird and never see her again. So there we were, two people who wanted the same thing but, because of social fear, kept quiet.

And there began a wonderful relationship...!

Some weeks later I thought I was going to give her another spanking, but she surprised me: "It has been FAR too long since you've been spanked, so now it's YOUR turn. Get over my knee. And don't tell me you don't deserve one."

OTK I went and got my first EVER spanking! Whoo-Hoo!