Another Gift Idea

Here's another Valentine best-seller, sent to me by a faithful reader. Thank you, S!

Slava Ukraini
Glory to Ukraine

Your Butt is Perfect

With Valentine's Day coming up, this might be the perfect gift to give to your spanko partner. This site allows you to design a personalized mug for that certain someone who makes your butt tingle.

Thank you to Boru for discovering an amazing site.

Slava Ukraini
Glory to Ukraine

Recap: Spanko Brunch 2.0 for February 14

Readers, you have some spanking good Valentine's Day traditions.

Minelle: It is not only Valentines Day for me it is my birthday. This year hubby is away so no Birthday or Valentines Day spanking. I am hoping for when he returns!

Jan: No chance here as he is working all night. Going to make up for it with a few spanky days away next week for his birthday. Hope you have a lovely Valentines Day.

DtBHC: Spanking is a reward for me so it is not dependent on any particular day, but rather on my behaviour and her mood and who else is around.

Pearl: DtBHC, I haven't heard another who got spankings as rewards and not punishments! AWESOME!!

And, Hermione, I truly hope that our Valentine's Day ends with a rosy red bottom for yours truly. But, we shall see.

Katie: If I was home with Rob, or he was here with me, I am pretty sure that there would be spanking. Hopefully that very nice, long, sexy kind. the kind with his hand, over his lap, gradually increasing... Ummm... I better not think about this too hard til I am home! HAhaha! Many hugs and hope you had some nice Valentine's spanky fun.

Roz: We have never really made a big deal of Valentines Day, and spanking depends of the circumstances. What we are doing etc. Alas, no Valentines spanking this year.

arched one: A few days ago R promised I'd get three spankings on Valentines Day and I did. One in the morning fresh from the shower I got her hand and wooden spoon until I was rosy. about 100 I was bent over the sofa arm for the whip, belt, strop for 75 then display position then just before bed time I was laid on a pillow on the bed bottom arched up for her and got the belt, strop, paddle and wooden spoon again for 100. All wonderful erotic spanking followed by beautiful sex.

Nina: We always try to have bonding time on Valentine's Day and this usually includes spankings too. Due to circumstances I had maintenance early in the morning and then the day went smoothly and we actually had the fun spanking I love so much early in the evening (baby dictates when we can do ttwd), so spanking was more than usual present in our house this Valentine's Day.

D: I once found a Valentine card, which contained a saucy little pair of panties, with a suggestive heart on the front, and 'spank here' on the back ! S loved them; they were soon on her. "No time like now" she said, and dived across my lap for me to spank her nice bottom soundly until we were ready to finish off on the heart side. I think it must have been quite a spanking, as she was definitely fidgety on her chair, when I took her out for her Valentine's dinner.

Bogey: We brightened each others bottoms in the morning, had a divine lunch and strawberries in chocolate after dinner.

Baxter: My wife and I went to a Valentine's dinner dance fund raiser for a jazz radio station on Friday night. Not sure why, but on the way home, she informed me that she was going to take the wooden paddle to my bottom sometime over the weekend and apply it at least 25 times. Hasn't happened yet, but the day is young. Am looking forward to it.

Ronnie: A Valentine's Day spanking really depends on circumstances and what we are doing. Doesn't always happen but this year I did get one.
 
Hermione: We don't go out to dinner on Valentine's Day because the restaurants are so crowded on that day. We save that treat for the following week. But we started our celebration off with a heart-felt spanking. Later we enjoyed cheese fondue, and finished the evening in front of the fire, sipping wine and watching Better Call Saul.

♥ You Completed the Caption

Our Valentine's Day photo inspired these creative captions:

Sunny Girl: Even little cupids need a spanking once in a while.

Six of the best: Cupid says to the lady that is spanking him, "Why spank me. I mend hearts, not break them."

Katie: It was a mistake I tell you! My arrow hit the wrong target!

Red: Cupid says, "Okay okay, I understand now! I will use the arrow to find someone who will love you and spank you until eternity..."

Ronnie: Little cupid knew that shooting his arrow at Helena would get him spanked.

DelFonte: Ok! I get it, I will remember to do my target practice before Valentine's Day!

Smuccatelli: You little fool! I said MARS, not BACCHUS!

Prefectdt: Emily was proud of the important protest she had made on behalf of The Anti Valentines Alliance. Long live the revolution.

Rollin: I said I wanted you to shoot your arrows at a rich BANKER, not Spanker-- so let's see how you like it.

Baxter: Yes, I intentionally shot the arrow into your big butt. I mean, I couldn't miss it. thanks for the spanking tho.

Sir Wendel: It’s a good thing you can fly because you’re not going to want to sit for a while.

Autumn: Cupid stretched back his bow to strike her with an arrow, but, alas, was struck by an "arrow" himself.

Ricky: Goes to show that you're never too young to be naughty!

Es May: She says, "I said aim for the tall dark and handsome man to my right! Not the dimwit picking his nose to my left!" All the while cupid thinks to himself that the 'not so honest' mistake landed him right where he'd hoped he'd be.

Vfrat25000: Queen Holista, Queen of the Cupids,  was none too pleased to find out her apprentice Cupid, Little Jimmy, had been hanging out at Melba’s Pole Dancing Emporium and Glitter Extravaganza.

The Senior Cupid Housemother finally traced down the cupid responsible for bringing the world a couple called “Bill and Hillary”.

George, the President of the Local Cupids #109, finally received his comeuppance after organizing the first Valentine's Day Cupid Kegger and Wet T-Shirt Contest.

“If I told you once, I have told you a hundred times. Stay away from that Kardashian family. They get in enough trouble without our help!

Hermione: So you thought it was funny to shoot Rob Ford, just so he'd make the headlines again?


I hope your special valentine gave you plenty of loving attention.

Friday ♥ FAIL

It's Valentine's Day, and many of us have romantic plans with our special someones. But not everyone enjoys the day.

Happy Valentine's Day anyway!

♥ Complete the Caption

Valentine's Day keeps Cupid very busy, flying here and there, shooting his victims with arrows tipped with love. What could he have done to annoy this fair maiden? They both seem to be enjoying themselves, though.

Complete the caption by leaving a comment and I will publish your messages in a later post.

Wednesday ♥ WIN

Valentine's Day is just around the corner. It's the day for love, romance, and maybe a little spanking.

This charming sentiment is a special reminder about the part of your anatomy that needs some attention.

Whether you express your love with chocolates...

...or flowers

she will know what's in your heart

and say it with paddles

Be My Valentine

May your day be full of love and spanking, the perfect combination.

Be My Valentine

What a lovely way to celebrate Valentine's Day!

Romantic Coupons

On Valentine's Day we shared a book of romantic coupons.* Some of them were run of the mill romantic, but there were a few that lent themselves very nicely to spanking.

Let's see... I'll be a milkmaid and you can be the farmer.

Surprise me with a belt, a paddle, a cane...

I know exactly the kind of special treatment my bottom needs.

It doesn't get any better than this!

Or does it? Clue, anyone?

I suspect Ron will enjoy receiving this one the most.


*They are written in both English and French because in Canada we have two official languages.

A Valentine for Ron

I hope he uses it effectively as part of our Valentine celebration.

These might add a little sweetness and spice to our special evening.

Happy Valentine's Day

We always celebrate Valentine's day by going out to dinner, and I also have some plans for this evening that involve a black garter belt, black fishnet stockings, and something black and frilly on top. For when we get home from the restaurant, you understand.


May you all your valentine wishes come true.

Be Mine

With Valentine's Day approaching, I wanted to share a card that I gave to Ron last year on that special day.

Needless to say, he didn't really need any extra encouragement, but I like to show my appreciation.



Even the back of the card was worth showing you, for the flaming paddle. That, and the difference in price for the same card depending on whether it was purchased in Canada or the US.

Friday FAIL

Pervertables that shouldn't give up their day jobs in the vanilla world.



I've said before that I don't want metal implements used on my backside, no matter how pretty they are. In keeping with the Valentine theme, I thought this lovely whisk deserved a mention, even though there's no possibility of adding it to our arsenal.

Look at how much fun the cook below seems to be having.





I'm sure you will enjoy the description too. I've taken the liberty of omitting certain words from it, but otherwise it is shown as writ.

Heart Spring Whisk
This little spring whisk solves a...problem most of us have run into at one time or another. The rounded head of a traditional whisk contacts a small area of the flat...bottom and is too large to fit into the sharp angles of many...The articulated head of this stainless steel tool stays flat on the bottom...and the heart shape provides a point that fits into the corners... so you can work over the whole bottom of almost any...shape.


Finally, I will let the greeting card below speak for itself.

Wednesday WIN

These look like they might be a lot of fun on Valentine's Day. Isn't it amazing what they sell in dollar stores these days?





And after a good bottom-warming, what could be nicer than some cool bum-cubes, lovingly applied to the heated area?