Friday, December 11, 2009

Friday FAIL

Pervertables that shouldn't give up their day jobs in the vanilla world.



ChopStir ™ Cooking Tool
This unique tool's chopping blade breaks ground meat into pieces that cook faster and more uniformly - helping speed cooking time! Great for stirring soups and casseroles too. Plastic blade won't scratch
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Maybe it won't scratch, but you could end up with some deep gouges from this little helper. Maybe if you had a teeny, tiny bum, and the little blade rotated...





Powdered Sugar Sifter Spoon
Classic sifting spoon sprinkles brownies, French toast, and more with a delicious dusting of confectioner's sugar! Also great for cinnamon or nutmeg on hot drinks. Stainless steel with curved, easy-grip handle.

It might pack a good wallop, or leave an interesting pattern behind. Does powdered sugar prevent bruising?





Silicone Whisk Set of 3
These modern whisks have silicone heads, so they'll take the heat for stovetop stirring and won't scratch. Stainless steel handles feature hooks for hanging. Heat-resistant to 446 degrees F. Hand wash. Set of three includes a size for every need.


I'm glad they take the heat! But that lovely smacking sound would be missing. These are whisper-quiet whisks.


From Hermione's Heart

3 comments:

Fabsterrant said...

Geez I hope I do better today than on the role play quiz. All I did was pick a category, which was teacher student, and left no remark. Anywho, picking a implement that won't work should some how fit right in,lol. My choice would be the sifter for egg nog inhancement with cinnamon. Looks like it could be used as a spitball launcher in class. Could probably flick a spitball clear across the room with it. Gulp. I know I'm gonna get caught.

Hugs, Fab

B. Iddy said...

That sugar sifter spoon looks damn handy. I hate having to break out the big sifter for small, decorative jobs.

Oooh, sugar-coated Captain... yum!

Hermione said...

Fab - Spitballs in class? It sounds like you were a VERY naughty schoolboy.

Biddable - Yes, it does look handy. I think Captain might enjoy a little decoration - LOL.

hugs,
Hermione