The woman in the picture is examining something in the window, and talking to the man beside her. He has his eyes on something completely different. It looks like a bare bottom!
What are they saying? Complete the caption with a "She said, he said" and I will share your creativity tomorrow.
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He thinks..........
I hope she does not see my signature on the bottom of that painting. I never told her about my artistic period.
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She said: "Have you seen the price for this painting...there..in the bottom right corner?"
He said: "I see the bottom, dear, I see the bottom"
troonShe: Well my God Arthur look there's that grand spanking new picture of Mary on the bottom shelf
He:Ah..so thats Mary's bottom.
The caption for this photo. The husband is saying to his wife. "Tonight my dear you are going to find yourself in the same position, with your dress raised waist high, your knickers down around your ankles, and a pliable stinging cane that I intend to use, will descend painfully upon your bare bottom".
She: Fine art lifts the spirit.
He: Um, yeah, spirit...
She : Charles, wouldn't that picture of the lady look lovely in the sitting room.
He : Yes Mary, I could sit and look at it for hours.
Love,
Ronnie
xx
She: I can never make out these impressionistic images. What does it look like to you?
Him: A full moon, perhaps?
She said, "I love that painting, it has such lovely lines."
He said, "Yes dear, we certainly both agree on that."
"I thought you said that picture you posed for would never be seen outside the artist's home."
He said : Dear, doesn't that look alot like you ?
She said : Umm, no, I don't think so.
He said : She looks just like you did in college and has the same heart shaped birth mark on the bottom of her left cheek just like you.
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