Oh my goodness! Santa's been a bad boy, and just before Christmas too. What could the jolly old elf have done that was so naughty?
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Kingspan
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I don't care if you have been giving gifts since the third century, young man. You're not to old to have your bottom smacked. Every Christmas I tell you not to play in sooty chimneys in your good red suit, but do you listen? No.
Thank you Santa…How did you know I wanted to be a TOP for Christmas?
After a few too many glasses of Champagne, the Chairman of the Board and the Senior Attorney of the DoNothing Corporation found out at the Company Christmas Party they both had interests in spanking.
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Spanking Santa all the way…Oh what fun it is to spank Santa night and day.
Oh Monica…You are the best….You make a darn good looking Santa as well Mr. President.
I want a Maserati…WHACK…I want a 3 carat diamond ring…WHACK…I want a Coach Purse…..WHACK….I want Two Weeks in Hawaii…WHACK…OK…OK…Ease up I have to sit in that Sleigh all night.
18 comments:
I don't care if you have been giving gifts since the third century, young man. You're not to old to have your bottom smacked. Every Christmas I tell you not to play in sooty chimneys in your good red suit, but do you listen? No.
After all these years Santa finally made the naughty list
Santa say's to Hermione. "I am naughty, and you are nice. Please spank my bottom, and be precise".
Both Scarlett and Santa knew that for their spankings to be really effective they were going too have to lose some layers of clothing,
Why did you give cole to the good kids and toys to the bad kids?
Jackie
I don't care if you are Santa Clause can't you spend one Christmas Eve at home with the family.
It's not only naughty girls who get spanked at Christmas.
Love,
Ronnie
xx
All I want for Christmas is to spank the naughty elf...
We finally get to see what Santa wants from Mrs. Claus for Christmas.
Naughty Santa chose a spanking rather than the sack
Richard
"Frankly, Dear Santa, I don't give a damn. Bend over"
The next sleigh definitely has to have a seat warmer. In the meantime, my dear, you are doing perfectly fine.
Thank you Santa…How did you know I wanted to be a TOP for Christmas?
After a few too many glasses of Champagne, the Chairman of the Board and the Senior Attorney of the DoNothing Corporation found out at the Company Christmas Party they both had interests in spanking.
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Spanking Santa all the way…Oh what fun it is to spank Santa night and day.
Oh Monica…You are the best….You make a darn good looking Santa as well Mr. President.
I want a Maserati…WHACK…I want a 3 carat diamond ring…WHACK…I want a Coach Purse…..WHACK….I want Two Weeks in Hawaii…WHACK…OK…OK…Ease up I have to sit in that Sleigh all night.
All I said was, "can I come down your chimney?"
MQ x
Santa says..."If you want your bottom heated for Christmas, you had better show me what's so good about it...."
You put ME on the naughty list? I'll show you who is on the naughty list!!
What do you mean I can't have a Lamborghini?! How dare you suggest a Smart Car!
Red noses are for Reindeer's..
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