Santa isn't at all pleased with his helper. Or is he? Is this a punishment or a reward? Either way, her bottom is about to turn as red as her shoes.
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Simon
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Mrs Santa's suggestion that " just once he might like to stay in on Christmas Eve " had resulted in her appearing top of the naughty list immediately. or Hermione soon discovered what happened to those who didn't leave out a drink and mince pie for Santa.
"I don't mind the strict spanking, Santa, because I know I've been a very naughty girl, but do your elves have to watch? Don't they have anything else to do? What do you mean they're going to get a turn once you're through with me!?" Jean Marie
After Santa checked his list of presents, he was happy to provide the hand spanking requested as a present that this lady asked for. Merry Christmas rEd
It was the foggiest Christmas night on record and Rudolph had gone missing, so Santa decided an elf would have to guide the sleigh. As she did not have a red nose, it was time to improvise...
Santa distinctly told his little helper to wear her Christmas suit. He didn't buy the excuse that confusing it with "birthday suit" was an innocent mistake that anyone could make.
Rudolphia and your Bright Red Butt will you lead my sleigh tonight?
Hi Dad…Mom…Meet Chuck...My new boyfriend…I thought you and Mom had your Company Christmas Party Tonight?
All through the house not a creature was stirring…With the exception of the sounds of a bare bottom spanking.
Janie, the Department Store Manager who made her employees work Christmas Day, did not expect a visit from the Ghosts of Naughty Christmas Deeds Past, Present and Future
Jim…is that you? Then who the h*ll’s lap am I lying over?
I told you what would happen if you messed with my boots again, young lady. Cutting the bottom half of them off and using them to feed the fire is not funny at all!
Ummm...ok, but there was no wood left. Could you spank me just a little bit harder? The fire is dying down and it is getting cold in here.
19 comments:
Mrs Santa's suggestion that " just once he might like to stay in on Christmas Eve " had resulted in her appearing top of the naughty list immediately.
or
Hermione soon discovered what happened to those who didn't leave out a drink and mince pie for Santa.
I saw Mommy spanked by Santa Claus, underneath the mistletoe last night...
"HO HO HO" says Santa Claus. "OUCH OUCH OUCH,", says the naughty lady,", As she feels Santa's strong hand spanking her bare bottom.
"Who needs cookies and milk?"
Being naughty does have its rewards. Merry Christmas to you and yours.
"I don't mind the strict spanking, Santa, because I know I've been a very naughty girl, but do your elves have to watch? Don't they have anything else to do? What do you mean they're going to get a turn once you're through with me!?"
Jean Marie
"Please tell me that you're you the real Santa and not just some guy who dresses in the suit so he can spank naughty girls..."
Even good girls get a spanking on Christmas Eve.
Love,
Ronnie
xx
After Santa checked his list of presents, he was happy to provide the hand spanking requested as a present that this lady asked for.
Merry Christmas
rEd
It was the foggiest Christmas night on record and Rudolph had gone missing, so Santa decided an elf would have to guide the sleigh. As she did not have a red nose, it was time to improvise...
Richard
I SWEAR TO GOD HONEY !! He IS REALLY Santa !
But Santa! Mrs. Claus said I HAD to bake you sugar free cookies!
Santa distinctly told his little helper to wear her Christmas suit. He didn't buy the excuse that confusing it with "birthday suit" was an innocent mistake that anyone could make.
Rudolphia and your Bright Red Butt will you lead my sleigh tonight?
Hi Dad…Mom…Meet Chuck...My new boyfriend…I thought you and Mom had your Company Christmas Party Tonight?
All through the house not a creature was stirring…With the exception of the sounds of a bare bottom spanking.
Janie, the Department Store Manager who made her employees work Christmas Day, did not expect a visit from the Ghosts of Naughty Christmas Deeds Past, Present and Future
Jim…is that you? Then who the h*ll’s lap am I lying over?
Growing tired of Rudolph's glowing red nose, Santa began research on an alternative red beacon to guide his Christmas flight.
Oh, Santa,
I've been very naughty . . .
and very nice, too!
Ricky
Merry Christmas!
is...is that the camera over there?
Said the naughty girl.
I told you what would happen if you messed with my boots again, young lady. Cutting the bottom half of them off and using them to feed the fire is not funny at all!
Ummm...ok, but there was no wood left. Could you spank me just a little bit harder? The fire is dying down and it is getting cold in here.
Merry Christmas to you and yours, Hermione!
I have drunk too much champers to think of a good caption. I would like to wish you and yours fabulous Christmas,
Poppy
xx
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