Saturday, December 24, 2011

Complete the Christmas Caption



Santa isn't at all pleased with his helper. Or is he? Is this a punishment or a reward? Either way, her bottom is about to turn as red as her shoes.

Complete the caption by leaving a comment, and I will publish your contributions in the next post.
From Hermione's Heart

19 comments:

Simon said...

Mrs Santa's suggestion that " just once he might like to stay in on Christmas Eve " had resulted in her appearing top of the naughty list immediately.
or
Hermione soon discovered what happened to those who didn't leave out a drink and mince pie for Santa.

Duality said...

I saw Mommy spanked by Santa Claus, underneath the mistletoe last night...

sixofthebest said...

"HO HO HO" says Santa Claus. "OUCH OUCH OUCH,", says the naughty lady,", As she feels Santa's strong hand spanking her bare bottom.

Spanky said...

"Who needs cookies and milk?"

Aimless Rambling said...

Being naughty does have its rewards. Merry Christmas to you and yours.

Anonymous said...

"I don't mind the strict spanking, Santa, because I know I've been a very naughty girl, but do your elves have to watch? Don't they have anything else to do? What do you mean they're going to get a turn once you're through with me!?"
Jean Marie

Bonnie said...

"Please tell me that you're you the real Santa and not just some guy who dresses in the suit so he can spank naughty girls..."

ronnie said...

Even good girls get a spanking on Christmas Eve.

Love,
Ronnie
xx

Anonymous said...

After Santa checked his list of presents, he was happy to provide the hand spanking requested as a present that this lady asked for.
Merry Christmas
rEd

Anonymous said...

It was the foggiest Christmas night on record and Rudolph had gone missing, so Santa decided an elf would have to guide the sleigh. As she did not have a red nose, it was time to improvise...

Richard

Daddy said...

I SWEAR TO GOD HONEY !! He IS REALLY Santa !

Lady Koregan said...

But Santa! Mrs. Claus said I HAD to bake you sugar free cookies!

Kingspan said...

Santa distinctly told his little helper to wear her Christmas suit. He didn't buy the excuse that confusing it with "birthday suit" was an innocent mistake that anyone could make.

vfrat25000 said...

Rudolphia and your Bright Red Butt will you lead my sleigh tonight?

Hi Dad…Mom…Meet Chuck...My new boyfriend…I thought you and Mom had your Company Christmas Party Tonight?

All through the house not a creature was stirring…With the exception of the sounds of a bare bottom spanking.

Janie, the Department Store Manager who made her employees work Christmas Day, did not expect a visit from the Ghosts of Naughty Christmas Deeds Past, Present and Future

Jim…is that you? Then who the h*ll’s lap am I lying over?

Anonymous said...

Growing tired of Rudolph's glowing red nose, Santa began research on an alternative red beacon to guide his Christmas flight.

ricky said...

Oh, Santa,
I've been very naughty . . .
and very nice, too!

Ricky

Merry Christmas!

Jackie said...

is...is that the camera over there?
Said the naughty girl.

bree said...

I told you what would happen if you messed with my boots again, young lady. Cutting the bottom half of them off and using them to feed the fire is not funny at all!

Ummm...ok, but there was no wood left. Could you spank me just a little bit harder? The fire is dying down and it is getting cold in here.


Merry Christmas to you and yours, Hermione!

Poppy said...

I have drunk too much champers to think of a good caption. I would like to wish you and yours fabulous Christmas,

Poppy
xx