Saturday, April 13, 2013

Complete the Caption

Imagine seeing this photograph on the front page of the World News section of your daily newspaper. What would the headline read?

Complete the caption by leaving a comment and I will publish your submissions in the next post.

From Hermione's Heart


Anonymous said...

What is this thing? Is it used for spanking?

garyntboy said...


Unknown said...

Cut that out, I am not your wife.

WendelJones said...

The Elite Suicide Spanking Squad

Anonymous said...

1. - "Rocket in his pocket"

2. "Ass missile proves a dud"

3. "The Afghanistan comedy team of Fariad & Farrin, The Two Stooges, perform live (for now) in Kabul for Afghanistan President Hamid Karzai"

Anonymous said...

1) Surplus Missile Used as Spanking Implement

2)Two Arabs walk into a Missile surplus dump....looking for new ways to discipline their wives, they try spanking on each other with an empty missile.

3) Do you think my wife will like this?

Kingspan said...

And you thought a hairbrush delivered a powerful spank!

Minielle Labraun said...

Let me see if this makes a good spanking tool. Nah...not so hot. Much too cumbersome.

ronnie said...

He'd found another use for his RPG.


vfrat25000 said...

You idiot, you stole the secrets to our new rocket from Toys R Us. Toys R Us is NOT an Aerospace Company it’s a TOY STORE, a fricken TOY STORE!

Be afraid…Be very afraid. Iran has successfully developed a nuclear tipped Bulsh*t Detector. They demonstrated the device in the village square in front of a huge crowd

“My beard itches something fierce, my hat smells like hot road kill and I am having a terrible time picking up woman in these pajamas you make us wear.”
“Infidel…Ill teach you to speak out! Hand me the explosive tipped attitude adjuster!”

The Iranian Secret Police finally solved the mystery of the disappearance of Jimmy Hoffa. He was apprehended while trying to unionize the Iranian Auto Workers of Tehran

Tag, your it!...........Oh crap.It was armed……..Sorry Dude!

I want to play Bob Hope…You get to be Bing Crosby…I want to be Bob Hope….NO way…The guy with the missile wins...I play Bob Hope in our new Iranian production of the Road to World Domination

vfrat25000 said...

Why is that Security Officer whacking that guy with a missile?
He secretly recorded “Oprah & The View” on the Royal TIVO! We must make an example of him.

A. Lurker said...

Hi Hermione,

1/ Confirmed Sighting: Taliban Harbour Weapons of mAss Destruction

2/Cross-Dressing Taliban Female Duly Punished

3/ Taliban Give Whole New Meaning to Expression “Getting Bombed”


Unknown said...

(I just have to say Cathie's comment cracked me up!!!)

The men were much better behaved with the new "spanking policies" in place... somehow being spanked was not considered very manly...

Dr. Ken said...

"Yes, that was me. You were expecting maybe Mary Poppins?"